Writer. Editor. Hockey fan. 1/3 of Hypertrophic Press.
Huntsville, AL
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Thank you a thousand times to @JellyfishReview for giving this story the home it needed. I’m terrified/ecstatic to share it. teapawt.net/jellyfishreview/status…
Turns out it’s a bad idea to bring a baby in a stroller to a coffee festival. Who’d have thought?
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Shoutout to @Embassy_HSV for not only not having a baby changing station even in the women’s bathroom, but also not having any soap! Loved having to change my 2-mo-old on the 5 inches of counter between sinks and then not being able to wash my hands. 👍
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Seriously though, why doesn’t Bruce Banner have stretch marks? and other useless things I think about postpartum.
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A very old man just followed me to a gas station to yell at me about how inconsiderate I was to pass his slow ass and signal while doing so, so my day is going great so far because I got to unleash some of my rage on that fool.
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My mom works for a company that greets celebs when they arrive at the Toronto airport, and now the Commander and Aunt Lydia from @HandmaidsOnHulu have seen photos of my baby.
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Tonight I invite you to show love to editors. Their often unpaid efforts are performed as a labor of love, providing a platform for writers/artists as well as hours of enjoyment to readers. Their efforts are too often underappreciated. Please add to this insufficient list:
Here you go, @maddieanthes:
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- when baby Ro falls asleep on me
- really strong coffee
- my cat Frank’s stupid face
- Tim Horton’s iced cap
- online shopping
- Alanis Morissette
@jeremy_bronaugh @taykealook @SheaStripling @poett_y @loki_writes @schierneckeretc❤️
Today me & my partner in crime are reading an ARC of @poett_y’s new collection with @wearehalfmystic & trying to come up with a blurb good enough to encompass all the magic inside this book.
This book is magic.
On this beautiful Groundhog Day, why not pick up a Bill Murray-inspired poetry collection by the always wonderful @SheaStripling & celebrate in style?
Only $10! amazon.com/One-Will-Ever-Bel…
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Went to a bar for the first time post baby and said to my husband (in front of my mom) “I would totally sleep with you tonight if I didn’t have a stitch in my vagina.”
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This is fucking fantastic. Perfect in every way.
“I dream of all the mothers I know. They’re laughing, saying something too soft for me to hear. Their children are playing on the beach, their soft bottoms covered in sand...”
Check out contributor @theinnerzone’s story, “Piecing,” in @TriQuarterlyMag!
triquarterly.org/issues/issu…
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Jeremy is telling our daughter about the world she was born into and he said “When I was a baby we couldn’t even get Taco Bell delivered!”
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