"No running near the pool!" -He/Him - // for ooc | oc parody account run by @TroutTeeth |

The Construct
Joined June 2026
πŸ“"Come on in , the water's lovely !" //Welcome to Lifeguard's parody account!! A parody acc/oc made and run by yours truly, @TroutTeeth ! The 🧡 below contains his refs, some boundaries and rules, all that fun stuff! β€”> poolrules.straw.page
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I can be tall and cute simultaneously , but I prefer Handsome , personally . // YA OFC!!!! i might be a bit slow though I'm actually really awkward with rp stuff still LMAO
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- Be a little patient with me, I am nervous and awkward when it comes to roleplay stuff 😭 - If I interact/say something that may be offensive, do not be afraid to lmk! - No proship, darkship, bullshit like that. B- B- B- BLOCKED! (2/2)
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// If you have questions for me (admin), you can ask through my strawpage! β€”> troutteeth.straw.page/ // do not be afraid to ask me or lifeguard questions, leave doodles, all that jazz. //That should be all!! I'll add to this as I think of stuff though
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Lifeguard πŸ›Ÿ retweeted
Replying to @Lifeguard_RG
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// I have to update his ref sheet for my own sake this might take longer than planned whoops, HANG TIGHT Y'ALL i just wanna also have him in, yknow, more than just swim shorts
// okay hold on I'm redoing Lifeguard's pinned one more time cuz I need to have things all in like one place GIVE ME A MOMENT. + if you replied to his current pinned I'll TRYYY to remember but for just in general I'd appreciate if you'd reply to his new pinned too !! β€”πŸŸ
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// okay hold on I'm redoing Lifeguard's pinned one more time cuz I need to have things all in like one place GIVE ME A MOMENT. + if you replied to his current pinned I'll TRYYY to remember but for just in general I'd appreciate if you'd reply to his new pinned too !! β€”πŸŸ
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// dropping this again with his ref + strawpage cuz i wanna pin this πŸ˜› β€” admin🐟 poolrules.straw.page
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adding this under here too
// Rewording an earlier post! I, the admin, am 21 years old. If you, admin of your oc/parody, are under the age of 18, I will NOT roleplay flirting with your parody. I can doodle fun little ship stuff, things like that, however I AM an adult and I need to set that boundary.
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Another quiet day at the pool , really lets me sit and think . Sometimes I wonder what I would be if i WASN'T a lifeguard . . . though it would still have to do with water . A surfer , maybe ?
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Lifeguard πŸ›Ÿ retweeted
((i forgot fancy right arm is injury at the last second))
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All very good bugs ! I personally think I would be a water bug of some sort .
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// Rewording an earlier post! I, the admin, am 21 years old. If you, admin of your oc/parody, are under the age of 18, I will NOT roleplay flirting with your parody. I can doodle fun little ship stuff, things like that, however I AM an adult and I need to set that boundary.
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// I have been genuinely panicky about this all day and I felt I didn't word it right the first time. I will also be more on top of checking people's mains n stuff for ages to avoid this as well! setting this boundary now and enforcing it.
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Getting into that festive spooky spirit !
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As promised , big and spooky ! Took a little longer to figure out the " patchwork " than I anticipated , but I think it looks pretty great !
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//Oh my god I forgot to put this kn his ref but he is like 15-ish feet tall
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