Donald Trump wanted to rename the Atlantic Ocean either 'Trump' or 'America' Ocean, but capitulated after speaking with Google CEO Sundar Pichai.
"Oceans are different, sir. They cover really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that," Pichai reportedly said.
They call me 'The Lobster' because of my hard shell that doesn't let anything get to me. Other people would probably get really down if their rosacea made them bright red and gaming related RSI had rendered their hands little more than immobile claws