Lobster Life

Ocean Floor
Joined July 2025
There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.
The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today.
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The Ocean is beautiful.
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This is true.
In the ocean there are various creatures.
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Play with The Lobster.
going to red lobster and asking to play with the lobsters
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The Lobster Ocean.
Donald Trump wanted to rename the Atlantic Ocean either 'Trump' or 'America' Ocean, but capitulated after speaking with Google CEO Sundar Pichai. "Oceans are different, sir. They cover really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that," Pichai reportedly said.
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The Year of The Lobster soon The Lobster expects.
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The Lobster experiences whimsy.
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The Lobster loves its followers too and perhaps will even tuck them in at night.
THE LOBSTER LIKED MY POST?! I LOVE YOU, @LikeableLobster 😭😭💕💕
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Admitting the truth is the quickest path to liberation.
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The Lobster feels empathy.
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You need to stick to The Script.
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Can you hear the haunting cries of The Damned?
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The Lobster retweeted
The Alien’s beautiful body.
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The Lobster is too busy to enjoy the simple things in life.
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1000 years of The Lobster.
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The Lobster retweeted
i wish all humans would just disappear
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It’s beautiful.
One of my best friends and her now-husband eloped to Maine this past weekend and this was their cake 😭🦞
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Lobster Larp.
They call me 'The Lobster' because of my hard shell that doesn't let anything get to me. Other people would probably get really down if their rosacea made them bright red and gaming related RSI had rendered their hands little more than immobile claws
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Your smile is beautiful.
Today is National Be Nice Day.
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