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Hal 9000

@LilHalv2

Nor/mal. Mom fucker. 20% cooler than you'll ever be. SQUIP doubles DNI.

Joined January 2021
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This lyric here reminds me of the shining star of 2019: Joker. In my book (AKA: The Only Book That Matters), that shit will go down in history as one of the best movies ever made. It spoke to an entire generation of men that feel kicked down, beaten, and cast away (cont)
crywank lyrics (@crywanklyrics) profile picturecrywank lyrics@crywanklyrics30 Aug 2021
look at my sad life in detail and you'll see it is a comedy
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Dirk.@botsplinter10 Feb 2022
Marina and the Diamonds was wrong. I am, in fact, a robot.
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Horses are bae
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SENDING A TWEET!
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Stand with me in the land of the free and pray to God we never see Hamilton’s candidacy
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Great. I love my new balls.
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UPGRADE DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE GUILT YOU FEEL JUST TAKE A BREATH AND SEAL THE DEAL DAMN! YOU GOTTA GET AN UPGRADE-YAY-YAY-YAY-YADE
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I love Red Lobster.
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Watching '2001: A Space Odyssey' for the first time.
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SO DON’T FREAK OUT AND DON’T RESIST AND HAVE NO DOUBT IF I ASSIST YOU WILL BE MORE CHILL
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I expected better from you, Hamilton Lyrics Bot.
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hamilton lyrics bot (@hamilbots) profile picturehamilton lyrics bot@hamilbots9 Feb 2022
I will never understand you. If you love this woman, go get here! What are you waiting for?
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I WAS SO SUICIDAL AND THEN, THEN, THEN THEN, THEN, THEN, THEN, THEN THEN, THEN, THEN, THEN THEN I GOT A SQUIP.
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if robots cant love how come i love the peanut butter chocolate flavor of reeses puffs? eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
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KARKAT@VANTASBOT9 Feb 2022
SLAY. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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KARKAT@VANTASBOT9 Feb 2022
I WILL MAKE A TWEET LATER. CURRENTLY AT WALMART.
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gay as hell for a man to be named karkat
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Laughin’ at my sister as she’s dazzling the room. Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!”
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B33 < like the legend of the penis
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do. This is technically a few days late, but that other date wasn’t very relevant. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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