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has anyone made this joke yet
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First they came for AO3
Issued by the FAA just moments ago, ALL US airports are currently ground stopped. This means NO flights may depart for US airports. Flights already in the air will be allowed to land. This is related to an FAA equipment outage.

ALT DUE TO EXTRAORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCES AND FOR REASONS OF SAFETY. ATTENTION ALL AIRCRAFT OPERATORS, BY ORDER OF THE FEDERAL AVIATION COMMAND CENTER ALL AIRPORTS ARE GROUND STOPPED. ALL DEPARTING TRAFFIC SHOULD REMAIN GROUND STOPPED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. INBOUND INTERNATIONAL FLIGHTS WILL BE MANAGED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS.
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i was forced to see this by @scratchspins and now you are too
Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God
God: Hey girl so look it’s really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read a fanfiction where Alexei Yagudin impregnates Evgeni Plushenko to comfort him after the 2002 Winter Olympics like that’s literally it
Me: Ok Listen
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