I’ve been making bad news rhyme for 20+ years. Former Fox News video cataloger. Now: BAD NEWS IN LIMERICKS— a very short program about very bad news.
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LAUREN BOEBERT’S SEXUAL CHUTZPAH
Lauren Boebert declares with chutzpah
That she doesn’t really know what she saw
..but now it’s not corny
..since everyone’s horny
She’ll meet staff for a ménage-a-trois.
#LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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JARED KUSHNER FACING BRIBERY FALLOUT
Jared Kushner may need to obstruct
All the laws that he skirted and ducked
..the article described
..the hit man he bribed
And he knows that we know: he’s f*cked.
#JaredKushner #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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TRUMP’S OBSESSED WITH A BODACIOUS RUMP
Obsessed with a bodacious rump
Donald Trump wants a bounce or a bump
..with Jon Husted or Nicky
..things could get sticky
Trump’s so horny he’s ready to hump.
#NickyMinaj #TrumpAdministration #MikeRogers
@USATODAY Cannot even print the word Trump used to describe Nicki Minaj's physique.
Trump is so unpresidential it's beyond shocking. He's the biggest ass in America! usatoday.com/story/entertain…
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MIKE JOHNSON MANSPLAINS TO THE POPE
Speaker Johnson will say with a grin
It’s a fix that our Party is in
..he’s losing all hope
..so he’s insulting the Pope
Mansplaining the “‘Just War’ Doctrine.”
#MikeJohnson #popeleo
🚨 BREAKING:
Mike Johnson says the Pope deserved what happened to him: "Any religious leader has the right to say whatever they want, but obviously, if you wade into politics, you should expect a political response, and I think the Pope has gotten some of that. I was a little surprised by his statement that 'warriors don't hear Jesus' prayers' or something like that. There's something called the 'Just War' doctrine."
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TRUMP OGLES NICKI MINAJ ON STUMP
Americans and the best of mankind
See clearly how Trump has declined
..he’s becoming more crass
..says Beautiful Ass
Look at Nicki Minaj’s behind!
#NickiMinaj #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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OBAMA MOCKS TRUMP’S CHEESY DECOR
Obama is correct to declare
That Trump has a style and flair
..he knew that he’d want
..a cheesecake restaurant
Decorated with gold everywhere.
#CheesecakeFactory #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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TRUMP TRYING TO RIG ALASKAN ELECTION
Donald Trump seems happy to declare
Alaskans should be more aware
..he tries to sound regal
..claims ballot’s illegal
Because his cronies say it’s unfair.
#Alaska #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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MIKE ROGERS IS LOSING HIS LUSTRE
Mike Rogers is losing his lustre
Unleashing his bile and bluster
..but he’ll never admit
..he’s a big hypocrite
Just used his time to filibuster.
#MikeRogers #Michigan #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #MeetThePress
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SPEAKER JOHNSON PLANS PARTY GET-AWAY
Mike Johnson is informing the Nation
“Democrats are a Marxist creation”
..so he says “when you vote
..be careful to note
Republicans deserve a vacation.”
#SpeakerJohnson #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
Fox News Shows Mike Johnson That He Is About To Be Unemployed #Politicus twp.ai/9Obd0Z
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OBAMA COMPARES TRUMP ROSE GARDEN TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY
Obama may attempt to explain
Trump is crazy or he’s acting insane
..tried to distract or he
..built Cheesecake Factory
Decorated like he’s Saddam Hussein.
#SaddamHussein #Obama #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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OBAMA COMPARES TRUMP ROSE GARDEN TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY
Obama may attempt to explain
Trump is crazy or he’s acting insane
..tried to distract or he
..built Cheesecake Factory
Decorated like he’s Saddam Hussein.
#SaddamHussein #Obama #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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OBAMA MOCKS TRUMP ON CAMPAIGN TRAIL
Donald Trump may re-read the reviews
The election is breaking the news
..but now there’s some drama
..Trump’s mocked by Obama
And we all know his party will lose.
#Obama #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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TRAITOR KUSHNER MAY ATTEMPT TO DENY
Jared Kushner may attempt to deny
That the Saudis are his money supply
..but if that’s his reason
..it looks like treason
And everything he says is a lie.
#JaredKushner #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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TRUMP AND REPUBLICANS ARE IN CRISIS
Donald Trump may declare from the stump
Republicans are starting to slump
..he knows that the crisis
..is rising gas prices
And voters can see it at the pump.
#TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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MELANIA STEALS VALOR FROM THE POPE
Republicans must say they admire
MELANIA and what she’ll inspire
..but she looks like a dope
..stole idea from Pope
And claims she arranged a ceasefire.
#Melania #TrumpAdministration
So it wasn’t Melania who organized the temporary cease fire…despite the lying …it was the Pope who physically called Putin to arrange the cease fire so he can get food and assistance to that area.
thedailybeast.com/melania-ac…
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TRUMP GIVES ALASKAN OIL FIELDS TO RUSSIA
Donald Trump may believe like a Royal
He can reward anyone who is loyal
..but everyone knows
..he’s reaching new lows
Letting Russia drill Alaska for oil.
#Alaska #PutinPuppet
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TRUMP SUES TO BLOCK ALASKA ELECTION
Republicans are seeing the clues
In Alaska they’re destined to lose
..but Trump is so great
..he’s aware of the fate
And before the election, he sues.
#Alaska #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
Trump DOJ sues to block Alaska US Senate results if Republican incumbent loses
cnn.com/2026/10/23/politics/…
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TOM FITTON WILL RACISTLY DECLARE
Tom Fitton will declare like a jerk
That Muslims disobey and will shirk
..he’s filling with dread
..about Abdul El-Sayed
Being elected and going to work.
#TomFitton #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
