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Story of my life

Joined July 2009
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When i was trying to describe someone to someone and said “idk shes like a mom age” and then realized i am a mom age and going to be a mom......
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I literally cry watching @Simone_Biles during any routine #GOAT
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Congrats, Champ! 🐐 In her first competition back, @Simone_Biles takes the All-Around, Balance Beam and Floor Exercise titles at #CoreClassic!
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Lindsay Keaney retweeted
All Rihanna does is put out bangers. The best
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My daughter is not even 2 years old and started using “oh shit” in the right context🙃
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Watching this #HalfTimeShow is literally the most fun I’ve had in 2.5 years
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There are two types of people in a relationship: The one who falls asleep during the movie and the one who doesn’t.
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All other social platforms today: Kaput. Twitter:
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Im obsessed with my kid #LGK
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Someone said it best. @Simone_Biles already won. She is a class act. Withdrew from team competion after vault... stayed and cheered on her teammates... got them chalk for their hands.. encouraged.. hugged them. She already won. Congrats on the silver medal! @TeamUSA @USAGym
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From a gymnast friend regarding Simone Biles 🐐❤️
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Couldn’t be more nervous watching the team finals. Feel like i know these girls! LETS GO BABY!!!! #gymnastics #TeamUSA
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Questioning everything while texting my Gen Z cousins and making sure i don’t sound cheugy. Also, I just used this emoji 🤣 and I know they are now judging me.
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GO TEAM USA 🇺🇸
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just your average ex gymnast being completely starstruck after seeing @Aly_Raisman walking her cute dog 🤩
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love the doubters. makes me work harder 😤 so funny bc people use to shit on me & my gymnastics big time! NEVER GIVE UP KIDS🤎
if you’re ever feeling down, at least you’re not the idiot author of these gym fan confessions from 2013 claiming Simone Biles would never be a good all arounder.
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Passover reminds us of the resilience of the human spirit in the face of injustice. It urges us to keep the faith in the face of uncertainty and speaks to fundamental truths we hold dear: We all deserve freedom and it’s our duty to fight for those who aren't free. Happy Passover!
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me on #GoldenGlobes day ready to judge some couture dresses when I haven’t left the couch in a year
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Imagine how bad congress smelled...like body odor, beer, and failure - my dad
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