I’ve got the confidence of a Real Housewife, but the flair of a forest witch. ig @handshakeswithplants
San Diego, CA
Joined October 2011
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Wow. I’m ashamed I ever supported @patagonia WTF is wrong with you? Drop the lawsuit. #pattigonia @pattiegonia
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Holy shit @dunkindonuts this is a sad no flavour or topping, falling apart, pathetic more-bagel-than-donut specimen. What is happening? Please do better
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The saying “what a time to be alive,”usually implies a good time, yet technically could be any quality of time. But yes I think it is safe to say that it is most certainly A TIME to be alive. It is now, certainly, a time. And it is happening. Unfortunately 😂🫠
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Hey @UPS — your store denied me restroom access even after I explained my documented bladder condition & showed a doctor’s letter. Staff mocked me saying “yeah, show me your letter” & still refused. This is an ADA violation & outright cruel. Do better.
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This is Sir Baelfire Fuzzlewomps of Cuddleton, the floofer who we’ve entered into America’s Favorite pet contest. He’s the undercat here bc neither of us have many followers. I'm asking for your vote/shares for the Duke of Hutchison #americasfavoritepet americasfavpet.com/2025/sir-…
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Whoever had the idea to have Netflix give you a “2 episodes to go” warning when you’re near the end of a series should get a fucking medal. My poor heart needs emotional preparation to let go of something I’ve been binge-vesting in 😂🙏🏼✨
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“Can you be quite I’m trying to think!”
- Rude
- Usually doesn’t stop them
“I appreciate that you have information for me, but my brain isn’t ready to receive that information yet”
- Polite
- Appreciative
- More accurately describes why people w ADHD need u to stfu to focus
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I hope you’re proud @dkhos
The worst part about this @Postmates and @UberEats scheme is that they KNOW we don’t have 3 hours to spend arguing every time they totally mess something up, which is why they make it so hard to contact customer support. They know well eventually give up.
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The worst part about this @Postmates and @UberEats scheme is that they KNOW we don’t have 3 hours to spend arguing every time they totally mess something up, which is why they make it so hard to contact customer support. They know well eventually give up.
Why are these my only two moods? 😂
1) No one’s responding to my messages - why doesn’t anyone want to talk to meeeee 😫
2) People are messaging me - why are people trying to talk to meeeeee 😫
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Ads in the 60s: Hey ladies, here’s a product to help you to bE the pERFeCt WIfE nO MaTTer WhAt 🙃
Ads today: Just like summers end, relationships end, so here’s a phone where you can crop out your ex-boyfriend from that bomb bikini shot! 🙌🏻🔥💁🏼♀️
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Lindsey Forrester Archer retweeted
This can’t be the same Netflix that keeps raising prices and trying to hold our personal passwords hostage while offering consistently less in quality and quantity, could it??
It CAN’T BE.
The answer was clearly NOT @netflix
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#hottake There should be an “only show me animals” option on all social media platforms.