Quotes and clips from the NLSS! Run by @S1gmus
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“I’ve always wanted to die with a bit. Like not early, but when the time comes I’d like to throw a funny bit in there” -@NorthernlionLP
“I don’t think there would be any issue with people having to submit their birth certificate in order to play online video games. What could go wrong?” -@NorthernlionLP
“I don’t wanna play fortnite with anyone under 25 and I don’t wanna play Tetris with someone over 40. These are the two rules of gaming” -@NorthernlionLP
“Sometimes you want a homemade burger and sometimes you want some fast food shit. They’re on two separate spots on the food Star chart” -@NorthernlionLP
“‘My grandmas chicken nuggets are the best’ I’m just gonna best honest with you I bet you’re wrong. If I had McDonalds chicken nuggets and your grandmas I would probably prefer McDonalds, without even trying your Grandmothers’” -@NorthernlionLP fucking brutal
“For two bucks and a blindfold we can test this empirically for ourselves” -@NorthernlionLP
“A cucumber does not respond well to heat, it’s kind of like me” -@NorthernlionLP
“I may have said this before, but a cucumber is probably my favorite vegetable. People say it tastes like water but like yea I like the taste of water” -@NorthernlionLP
“I may have said this before, but a cucumber is probably my favorite vegetable. People say it tastes like water but like yea I like the taste of water” -@NorthernlionLP
“I got Malf yesterday because he said to me ‘I don’t get why you think it’s so funny’ and I was like ‘yea because that’s how everyone in Ontario talks’” -@NorthernlionLP
“Whatever the day make it your day. Uhh, f yea baby frickin steak baby. I did watch the video about 70 times last night” -@NorthernlionLP
“Whatever the day make it your day. Uhh, f yea baby frickin steak baby. I did watch the video about 70 times last night” -@NorthernlionLP
“If the summer Olympics were happening down the street I don’t think I would even buy tickets. Ooh wow they can run fast” -@NorthernlionLP
“Okay I didn’t actually say poggy woggy to my parents but I did type in the group chat ‘let’s goooo’” -@NorthernlionLP
“My parents were like ‘hey we got our vaccine appointment and it’s tomorrow’ and I was like ‘that’s poggy woggy’” -@NorthernlionLP
“My parents were like ‘hey we got our vaccine appointment and it’s tomorrow’ and I was like ‘that’s poggy woggy’” -@NorthernlionLP
Fuck Yea Let’s Make Monday a Good Day Baby
LIVE🔴
checking out the other side of the pillow in Isaac
then a sponsored look at Outriders (#ad)
twitch.tv/Northernlion
“No more subs right now you’re covering the baby’s face” -@NorthernlionLP
“I almost made a tweet at Supreme today. The tweet was just gonna say ‘Yo, @ Supreme, make a vaccine’. What’s the joke? Well...wouldn’t it be funny?” -@NorthernlionLP
