LipServiceQuotes

That's it for series 2! Remember to keep tweeting @BBCThree that we all want a 3rd series :-) xx

"You're fucked up. You're so fucked up. You're living in a fantasy world, aren't you?"

"He never looks at me. Doesn't see me."

"That's a really nice lip balm you're wearing, what is it?" "It's a medicated Chapstick." "Right. Sexy!"

"Take it, bitch. Or your arse gets the fairy wand."

"Do you think it's this complicated when you're straight?" "Yeah. But the sex is crap."

"You're a little puddle of sanity in the ocean of dysfunction that is my life right now."

"One of these mornings, you'll wake up and she'll be there licking your face... Or something a bit further down."

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"Now rub my royal lady mound."

"We're a rare breed, you and me. Pretty dykes."

"She's really hot. She's just not interested in wankers. Sorry! I meant bankers."

"Playing crockery Jenga?"

"I know you think she's annoying, but I think she's all right, and I think she's up for it. So... bye."

"She was Italian. I didn't realise she'd be that loud. I'll try and pull mutes from now on."

"I couldn't sleep because clearly I missed the memo about the house shagathon."

"Tess so needs to rub one out over Lexy."

"Cat was the best thing that ever happened to me. I thought I'd have kids with her and grow old with her."

"I was gonna wear sensible shoes, but then I thought, fuck that."

"You're really fit. Uh... I mean, you're really healthy."