Lisa Palmson

I'm ok with spending $40 on food but wouldn't buy a $40 shirt...

Youtube is a great way to learn about that anyone can be famous but most ppl should not···

Negative thoughts are like car alarms. They usually go off at night for no reason & the only way to handle them is by blaming other people.

Boss: Thanks for making me tea. You know what'd go well with this? Me: The antidote? Boss: No, a nice... Wait, what? Me: Nothing···

So awkward when you meet someone you've stalked n don't know whether to play it cool or ask if their dad enjoyed Germany in 2011...

I told myself I should stop wasting my time on social media, but I'm not gonna listen to some weird girl who talks to herself!

Sunday thoughts: I need to workout I need to do homework I need to do laundry I need to organize my life and I need a lot of ice cream.

Some girls my age make me wanna go hug my mom and thank her for the way she raised me…

*looking up from playing a new game on the phone* "Where the f* am I?"

If you are too immature to keep drama with your ex off Twitter, you are probably not mature enough to be in a relationship··

Instead of “have a nice day,” I should start saying “have the day you deserve”. U know, let karma sort that sh*t out.‥

Lisa's favorite inspiring quotes, from Henry Ford:

My bed is a magical place where i immediately remember everything i need to do.‥

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one', so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'‥