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Lisa Amaranth

@Lisa_Amaranth

I tried to paint the sky as best I could// 鉁笍馃┓ I just appreciate beautiful women (c) RW

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Joined May 2012
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i only found out the 20 eur thing today by the way
Lisa Amaranth (@Lisa_Amaranth) profile pictureLisa Amaranth@Lisa_Amaranth21h
things my Brazilian girlfriend stole from me (so far): - my fleece jacket - my heart - 20 eur, cash
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things my Brazilian girlfriend stole from me (so far): - my fleece jacket - my heart - 20 eur, cash
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and for the lady an airplane crash investigation to peacefully fall asleep to
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or maybe investigations about people dying while climbing K2 if we're feeling adventurous
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vibes today because everything's just wrong with me and everything breaks down
merel (@eunuch_fruit) profile picturemerel@eunuch_fruitOct 27
i wish i didn't have a face i wish i didn't have a voice i wish i didn't have a body why are all of them wrong and offputting and intimidating
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computer@computer1010101Oct 27
Dude I'd be unstoppable if I wasn't who I am
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i resent snl uk for giving me (white guy) nigerian wicked because i (White Guy) CANNOT keep walking around saying "come to find out .. the wizahd is broke"
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bullying from todaytix
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侔@yesimsvrferOct 26
dear diary, i fear i may never get my spark back
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selfpaglu.@maramarvellous_Oct 26
do you ever start writing a tweet and then you鈥檙e like actually let me shut the fuck up
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丨@h47uuOct 26
Who needs ozempic when I lose my appetite everytime I feel a big emotion
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eli
@lvxeliOct 26
Image from eli (@lvxeli)
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maybe someday my body won't be crumbling and breaking down every few months to the point where it requires serious medical intervention. maybe someday
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call me lindsey fucking vonn, just no olympic medals
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the way i am at my most relaxed inside a running MRI machine
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if only i had an enemy bigger than my apathy, i could have won //as i always say
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this is how i am with u @DSMXIII
horse dentist (@equine__dentist) profile picturehorse dentist
@equine__dentistOct 25
can i come over and do this to you
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We鈥檙e indigenous to this land.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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this is big and important but jenn I'm gonna need you to put that facetune down
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my country's vibe
Served with Andy Roddick (@Served_Podcast) profile pictureServed with Andy Roddick@Served_PodcastOct 22
When you鈥檙e hungover and the brunch spot has a live DJ
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