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πŸ’‹ Get a journal | Therapist | old acc suspended

MNCH, VA
Joined August 2021
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
The best build
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
gym j’pegs πŸ’—
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sis with 67K tweets last tweeted in 2023, girl i wonder what happened.
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Ey fusek
I can’t stand men who disappear the moment you don’t reply, Double text Try again. A woman deserves to be chased.
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Your replies had no enthusiasm
men are weird. why initiate a convo then go missing???
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
There's actually a scientific explanation for this called intermittent reinforcement and that's why you should avoid late night callers and texters...
Girls aren't that hard to get, just call her late at night for 5 straight days and watch her develop feelings.
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
they will pry this app from my cold dead hands
My auntie ashes just flew in my face I hope dat wasn't her pussy
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
i saw a tweet from a professor that said everyone under the age of 30 begins sentences with gerunds and it’s haunted me ever since
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You don’t realize how fine your man is until you see him driving 😭❀️
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
My daddy was explaining to me the other day that we wouldn't have the concept of time without women, and how we should honour menstruation because that was the only thing telling us alongside the moon what a month was. I love speaking with my elders man.
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Coworkers hate a quiet person that minds their business.
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
β€œPeople you may know” man get that bitch off my shit
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
like do yall know this is sexier than a dick pic
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
β€œim gonna block you” do it, i lost the love of my life 12 btches ago
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
The best part about hardly ever drinking is 1-2 drinks and I feel lovely!
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
that "fuck the charger" sleep be HIITTIINGGGG
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If she miss you she definitely going to reach out to you first.
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Lisa πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Uk trains not being be able to back heat is so funny
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