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SLOTUS

@Liston617

If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts

 Boston, MA
Joined February 2010
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When the Red Sox bullpen blows the lead sometimes you just need a titty pic
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Naz Reid not being injured yet not being played in the 2nd half is prime Vegas rigging. I hate the NBA
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Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) profile pictureBrian Krassenstein
@krassenstein14h
BREAKING: MAGA provocateurs James O’Keefe and Cam Higby have been hit with FELONY charges in Minnesota! They allegedly impersonated REAL voters, dressed up as Muslims and tried to manufacture an election fraud scandal. The irony is absolutely staggering. These are the same people who have spent years screaming about election fraud, and now THEY are the ones facing felony election-related charges. You cannot make this stuff up. Hold them accountable!
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Rob on Love is Blind is every girl's nightmare. Yeesh!!!!!
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And Michaella has more patience than a nun
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FOURTH-TIER FLEETWOOD TOWN ELIMINATE 2025-2026 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS ARSENAL FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱😱😱 BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤
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I'm tired of these NBA blowouts. Impossible to bet props when they pull starters early in 4th
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I just learned this bar lifted their mask mandate for only Saturday nights. Which yes is the most popular night but these woke asses were so self righteous they werent willing to sacrifice one night a week to keep their favorite bar afloat. Selfish losers
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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Fatse was tormented by Red Sox fans (mostly me) when the offense underperformed so now he decides to go to.....Philly. Guy is a sadist
Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) profile picturePhiladelphia Phillies
@PhilliesOct 27
The Phillies have named Peter Fatse hitting coach
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Working a catering event tonight and Loud Luxury is performing. Gonna be shaking my little booty while passing out lobster rolls
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Can AI hang my cureover?
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How do you miss a 25 yard field goal lmfaoooooo
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"Josh Jacobs was on the commissioners exempt list for domestic abuse, and well get to that later, but let's send it down to our sideline reporter who is an abuse victim to talk about how good he is at running back"
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The Chicago Blackhawks just had a 4 minute powerplay and put one (1) shot on net. Pathetic.
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JJ McCarthy. Him.
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Bryce Young is the absolute worst quarterback in the NFL bar none
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she looks like Big Birds pussy
Prince Minaj (@NickiThaQueen) profile picturePrince Minaj
@NickiThaQueenOct 23
this was so high fashion of her
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The Carolina Panthers are ass in human form
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That BYU loss makes Notre Dame look even worse I love it
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Me: this kid sounds like Billie Joe Armstrong This kid: is Billie Joe's son
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Tanuvasa you stupid idiot
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