Lil' Baphomet

So by homeopaths' logic, diluting cyanide would make it a) more potent b) safe. Guess who I'll be targeting w/ next Pyramid scheme. Guess.

Got my own economic program going. Want a better mortgage rate? Meet me in the glade at moonrise (full moon is best). Yeah, bring a goat.

Even I wouldn't touch David Icke w/ a rabies pole. Have some fucking standards, people.

Guess the super secret shadow cabal's out of the bag.

Now HP films done, can reveal whole series part of sinister plot to teach kids witchery. Hey, my sabbats ain't gonna celebrate themselves.

Ooh, I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus...

1. Using sacred athame, inscribe a circle upon earth 2. Stand just outside it 3. Place right foot in, then pull it out 4. Shake it all about

"To beget is to die; To die is to beget. Cast the Seed into the field of Night." Yeah, I didn't think it was *that* kind of an evening.

Rapture Schmapture. Ain't nothing happenening until I've polished off this bottle of Merlot.