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the squirtiest squirter you ever will meet

Joined June 2022
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I’m working on myself
Women definition of working on themselves is staying home because if they go outside they might fuck the wrong nigga again LMFAOOO
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turning the mispronunciation of your name into your stage name is so me coded. i love him for that. – at Houston, TX
Replying to @gothamhiphop
Shaboozey was born to Nigerian parents in Virginia, and his father is a farmer. His stage name comes from a mispronunciation of his surname, ‘Chibueze’ which means “God is King” in Igbo.
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No I’ll block you because the sun didn’t rise, it doesn’t take much
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10 exercises for people who sit a lot: 1. The crab reach targets your lats and hips while activating your glutes.
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Man I talked to this guy who was bossing hisself up so much that I had no choice but to get my shit together ! 💛
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I made him breakfast. Smoked sausage, grits, eggs, toast, and sweet potato fries 😍
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Replying to @chvampagne
Psalm 118:5-6: Out of my distress I called on the Lord; the Lord answered me and set me free. The Lord is on my side; I will not fear. What can man do to me?
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Guarding my future plans with my life ! “So what’s next?” NUNYA
I hate people who always wanna speak fear into your plans bc they never believed in themself
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This nigga really having fun lmaoooo
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Let me finish this lil at home wax and you can suck it off the bone bae
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I’m talking to this guy who recently got a new job , he’s telling me how he can help with my rent n bills. 😈 I’m a homeowner
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So we can shoot up schools But sharing information is where America draws the line
A TikTok ban before gun control is crazy.
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providers, protectors and problem solvers
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Spit in my mouth , choke me , smack me with that meat 😂😂😂
smack me like this a few times while I’m giving you that sloppy then kiss me 🤣
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My bottle from Mexico , like y are u drinking my shit !
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I gotta marry somebody that takes holidays seriously. A family person. Birthdays, graduations, anniversaries etc, must all be celebrated fully in my household😌
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Im going to say what your friends and family won’t say. Go lose 20-30lbs You’ve gained weight and everybody is playing nice about it. Stop ordering out every single day and night and start being more active. You don’t feel older, you’re just out of shape – at Salvador, Brazil
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And I’m single?!? Wtf
So both have husbands now?😮‍💨🤔
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No fr I’m people who bothers no one, please leave me alone so my evil side stays dormant
Chris Brown is why you leave people who don’t be bothering nobody tf alone 😭
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An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind.
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