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My mom sometimes thinks I'm funny.

Joined June 2014
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They say you only roast the ones you love... unless it's a #BROast! Get ur tix for tonight's Roast of a Bro Wrestler eventbrite.com/e/comedy-roas…
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I'll be on stage dishing it out as one of the roast comedians. The roast is on! teapawt.net/RoastSF/status/5887654…
We're roasting Professional Wrestler @BroJBrody next Friday #April24 @Pappys_Berkeley 8pm. It's gonna be a #BROast ow.ly/LHYZg
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Just spent an hour hunting for a phone charger like a drug addict. Must. Have. Juice!
Why is there a guard in front of the stagecoach museum on Montgomery street? No one's robbed a stagecoach in like 150 years.
Looks like I've finally made it!
Why are humans always trying to fix the vagina? It's not broken, people. Leave it be. #vaginasteam #vsteam graziadaily.co.uk/2015/01/gw…
Mark Hayward @ideamonkeyinc performs a story written by @826LA's talented young writers, answering once and for all: is the cheese missing?
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This guy's iPhone saved him from a bullet!!! #thathappened
#Hanukkah - one of the few Jewish holidays you can post about without being douchy.
Thought my AC was busted. Nope. Just off.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I just discovered a superior emoticon for vagina: (()) #vaginaemoticon
Interviewing is like dating but you expect a proposal after the 1st date. Also, you can't meet your sister wives until after the wedding.
For absolutely no logical reason, I want to Yo. If you Yo, please Yo me.
From my shitty blog: 24 Transitional Phrases for Joke Writing blog.sfcopywriter.com/2014/0… #writetips #Comedywriting
When I've lived enough, I'm going to pen a memoir and title it, "My Life: A Joke Based on Reality."