I didn’t say any bad words at school! But I did do the middle finger under my desk.

Are boys allowed to be doctors too? Margot, 6 years old

I got a scratch and sniff sticker!! It smells like books.

It's almost Easter Fools Day!

Adult: be nice. End of story. Kid: that's not even a story.

(Frustrated kid) I'm feeling very dangerous!

Adult: Watch your mouth! Kid: I can't see my mouth.

Kid: I don't like you're hair. Adult: that's not nice.. be nice Kid: ok I don't like your hair.. please.

I didn't do anything wrong ... you're just in a dream.

Thank you for letting me pet your dog it was amazing.

Parent: I don't need your attitude right now. Kid: let me know when you need it. (Shira, 7)

I made them peanut butter and jealous.

Parent: if you fall asleep now.. you'll have a hard time sleeping tonight. Kid: no it's my nappitizer

Do pigs pee put milk also?

I love you very very extremely much.. I always have!

Am I the best?

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I'm looking for a man in finance, 6 eyes, French fries.

I'm too fun to do boring stuff.

Do you want to watch me sleep?

You look just like your mom! No, I don't. I'm a kid.