Philadelphia’s Premiere Private Equity Experience—Moderated by Gael
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is Coming is no longer coming. It came. Debut album is live on all the streamers. Tapes available from @StrangeMono
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Imagine Imagine Dragons is still blasting from the stereo when they find you molecularly merged with the crumple zones of the dodge charger you unceremoniously used to decorate the bollards along Lojack’s Pub & Grub.
Shit from an old notebook Sept 2016:
He might not be the Lee Harvey Oswald of parallel parking
but he's the king of cargo shorts
and a fine taste for old gypsy Mercedes
Felt really smart figuring out a difficult puzzle, but then I remembered tomorrow is another day of dodging being manslaughtered by someone who opens potato chip bags with their teeth.
A facility whose primary end result is to hallucinate should be a lot more fun than it is, and not just an ouroboros anal fissure demarcating the end of consensus reality.
I have been told the next Assisted Living LP will feature an open floor plan concept that is great for entertaining.
TV show where a veteran detective and single father plays a harrowing game of cat and mouse when a suspect from a cold case that may be connected to the murder of his wife re-emerges, but he is gay.
Objective proof things are getting worse: You can’t even fuck The Odyssey commemorative popcorn bucket.
