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Today I bought a carton of milk but knew it was gonna sit in the car for a few hours (my bad) so I put it under my parked car so it would still be cold and when I returned I ran it over
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Liz just told me she hopes I’m single forever so she always has someone to make fun of. So if anyone wants to date just to ruin her life lmk
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My friends took this pic with my grandma and barely even let me in it /:
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I bought a pretty dress today and Liz told me it’s too short. So if anyone needs someone to crush their hopes and dreams she’s your girl
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Liz tried to surprise me by coming home early and said “I knew I could cause it’s not like you would have a boy here.”
Always so supportive 🙃
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I had an awful day so I drank a margarita with my best friends and bought a ticket to Arizona and now I’ve never felt better!
When there’s ever food in the house and my mom is tempted to eat it she sprays the entire thing with windex so she can’t eat it
Me: “is that cottage cheese?”
Katie: *pointing to her butt* “if anyone is looking for cottage cheese...”
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Playing a game that says name someone that is single and Liz screams “well obviously Madeline!!!” Thank u lizard
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Liz just came and hugged me and whispered “I could kill you right now” in my ear and walked away. Someone take her
*ordering margaritas* waitress: “can I have a second form of ID?”
Lauren: *pulls out her birth certificate* “is this okay?”
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Every time I leave the house Lauren and Liz go lay in my bed idk why they’re so obsessed with me








