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Don’t eat animals

Joined December 2012
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Today I bought a carton of milk but knew it was gonna sit in the car for a few hours (my bad) so I put it under my parked car so it would still be cold and when I returned I ran it over
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Liz just told me she hopes I’m single forever so she always has someone to make fun of. So if anyone wants to date just to ruin her life lmk
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My friends took this pic with my grandma and barely even let me in it /:
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I bought a pretty dress today and Liz told me it’s too short. So if anyone needs someone to crush their hopes and dreams she’s your girl
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This fucked me up
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Liz tried to surprise me by coming home early and said “I knew I could cause it’s not like you would have a boy here.” Always so supportive 🙃
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Caption this:
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Madeline’s professor handed her a periodic table and she legit started tearing up
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I had an awful day so I drank a margarita with my best friends and bought a ticket to Arizona and now I’ve never felt better!
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When there’s ever food in the house and my mom is tempted to eat it she sprays the entire thing with windex so she can’t eat it
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Me: “is that cottage cheese?” Katie: *pointing to her butt* “if anyone is looking for cottage cheese...”
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Playing a game that says name someone that is single and Liz screams “well obviously Madeline!!!” Thank u lizard
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Liz just came and hugged me and whispered “I could kill you right now” in my ear and walked away. Someone take her
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*ordering margaritas* waitress: “can I have a second form of ID?” Lauren: *pulls out her birth certificate* “is this okay?”
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Shadow Blep
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Like seriously
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Every time I leave the house Lauren and Liz go lay in my bed idk why they’re so obsessed with me
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Liz deactivated her twitter and then reactivated it just to tweet about Lauren and I again
Lauren: “I’m so scared teds mom is going to friend request me on insta.” Me: “why?” Lauren: “bc there’s a picture of ted and I kissing on the lips.”
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Lauren: “I’m so scared teds mom is going to friend request me on insta.” Me: “why?” Lauren: “bc there’s a picture of ted and I kissing on the lips.”
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