
@SaskioLoL Alt Here I tweet about League of Legends, and my life.
Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined September 2016
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Saskio retweeted
dating an asian girl will make you better at league of legends
most girls will tell you “that’s okay babe, unlucky streak”
she rubs your back. tells you the matchmaking is rigged.
and you believe her. because you’re soft and it feels nice
queue with an asian girl and lose one game
she’s not rubbing shit
she’s pulling up the scoreboard
“why are you 4/7 on vayne”
“why did the enemy adc have 40 more cs”
“you’re dog shit and you’re not carrying hard enough”
no “unlucky”
no “your team was bad”
she looked at your opgg one time and now she knows more about your problems than your therapist
that’s not toxic. that’s straight toxic honest feedback
every other girl you’ve dated was a lulu main for your ego. shield, speed boost, die together in gold
you think you need a better duo. better teammates.
better matchmaking
NO
you need someone who looks at your 50% winrate and asks why you’re still breathing
soft girls keep you hardstuck
the asian girl who calls you dog shit at 2am is the one who gets you to challenger
Study the Saskio way
Saskio retweeted
Comment a picture of your main champion and I'll tell you if I'd duo with you or not
-Saskios female intern
Saskio retweeted
Hello Saskiolol followers.
Saskio's current intern is taking a small break so I will be taking over.
- Saskio's Female Intern
Saskio retweeted
I just coached an 8 year old kid and his dad pressed Zhonyia's in a 1 v 1 against Sett W for him because he forgets to activate actives
Saskio retweeted
Exactly one year ago, on October 14th 2025, i made my first “Study the Saskio way” tweet
i had no idea what this would turn into
since then we have been through EVERYTHING together
we ecucked edaters.
we duoed with my ex.
i met a lux main at a wedding and ego checked her opgg.
i got cancelled for sending nudes mid aram.
i finished to anivia r34 and discovered the architecture of the universe.
i met bonevoid in real life and confirmed he lives in a forest.
and i coached multiple grown men to defeat their worst matchups by finishing to riven r34
a normal league account does not have this resume
one year of arcs, breakups, fanfic, ragebait, tier lists, character studies, and the single most unhinged coaching methodology ever put on this platform
and you stuck around through all of it
you made it bigger.
you turned a guy yelling about vayne into a whole movement
it’s been an incredible year
cheers to another one
Study the Saskio way
Saskio retweeted
ninkey + bonevoid + saskio + drew levin + garbocan aram lobby you just had to have been there...






















