Marisa (she/her/hers). Still queer even if Iโm married to a man. Sp/Fr/Eng teacher. Former resident of Georgia, Arkansas, and Florida. BLM ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ต๐ญโ๐ฝ
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Last night I had a dream that I was being chased and attacked, until this guy came running over to help me. I looked at his face and was like, โWait a sec, I need to double check this!โ and started googling. Because the guy who came to my aid was Tony Hawk.
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The first time I was trying to tell my non-American husband about the Tom Brady-Gisele drama, he stopped me after a minute and was like, โWait, *GISELE* Gisele? Why didnโt you lead with that?! Sheโs the more relevant part of this story!โ
I feel like people donโt understand how big Gisele was because itโs been so long since she walked away so that he could thrive in his career and because we donโt really have the concept of super models the way we did before, but that woman was HUGE.
And if you *didnโt* have Covid before, you might be pregnant.
If youโre all of a sudden having weird symptoms: extreme fatigue, numbness/pain, chest pain, acid reflux, irritable bowel, shortness of breath, dizziness, changes in senses, onset of diabetes or other autoimmune diseases, & you previously had COVIDโฆ youโve now entered Long COVID
One of my old coworkers from FL added me on Facebook and now I have to see that whenever he and his wife go out (anywhere!!!), they have matching outfits ๐ตโ๐ซ
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I asked Greg what he thought about the line on my belly, and he pulled up this exact picture on Google and was like, โThereโs always a line, but thatโs where the surprise is!โ
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The Chรขteau de Versailles and the Louvre are in the top 3 tourist destinations in France, and we all know what France did to the monarchy ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
I donโt think people realise that tourists donโt come to the UK to meet the royal family, they come to visit their many establishments that they donโt live in, which will still be there without them lmao
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Wish I could save this day on Twitter on my Goodreads ๐
โTruly riveting content; you donโt know whether youโll laugh, cry, or gasp in shock next. I read for hours straight. โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโ
Folks in Bentonville whose whole existence revolves around Walmart (whether they like it or not):
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