“Hilariously all over the place.” • Partnered Twitch streamer • GIS Analyst • Business Inquiries: [email protected]

Florida, USA
Joined August 2010
Everywhere I go, this clip haunts me.
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Pregnancy has turned my wife into Eleven from Stranger Things. The only thing she wants to eat is Eggos.
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Even at my age, it’s important to always keep my dad on his toes. Today I called and told him I duct taped the office breaker to a drywall screw because it won’t stop tripping and I needed to get some work done this morning.
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As a big bungie and Star Wars fan, this would be phenomenal. Bungie gunplay on a Battlefront game would be PEAK.
🚨 NEW: Bungie could develop Star Wars Battlefront 3, as Lucasfilm is reportedly "aggressively" searching for a developer, with EA DICE also in the running, per new rumor - thegamepost.com/star-wars-ba…
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Also as someone who is a big fan of the games Bungie creates, I don’t necessarily care if it’s Destiny as long as it’s a banger.
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Liv retweeted
Technology is incredible! 💫 #WorldSpaceWeek2026 #PokemonxESA
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I’m doing it. I’ll be live in an hour to talk about big life changes and play Destiny 2!
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Me in a few weeks when my baby can hear in the womb.
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I thought the second trimester was supposed to give you a burst of energy. By the time I’m done working, I have no desire to do anything other than lay on the couch for the rest of the day. 😭 I want to stream again but I can’t seem to find that energy or motivation…Sorry guys.
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You’re telling me I can play through new Destiny content with my child one day now? 🥹🥹 I’m so happy. Guardians make their own fate.
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Tomorrow’s Episode With Hunter Biden
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Taylor just told me he got me this as a “push present” and IM SO EXCITED. 😭😭🥰 He beat the scalpers!
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T-5 months until we meet our little Closeout Crew #0.5!
Okay I can’t keep it a secret anymore…Player three is arriving in February! As you can see, our little baby is just as shambles as its mommy… and using my uterus as a trampoline. 😂
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Currently bawling my eyes out because I want sushi and can’t have it pregnant. These hormones are exactly why I haven’t streamed lately. Can’t imagine the waterworks that would happen over a failed flawless run, low dps, or my low kd. 😂
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Okay I can’t keep it a secret anymore…Player three is arriving in February! As you can see, our little baby is just as shambles as its mommy… and using my uterus as a trampoline. 😂
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This is the real reason I haven’t streamed the last few months. I’ve been so tired and nauseous and hormonal. The second trimester so far has proven to be much better. 💗 Thanks to my lil’ community for being so patient. I will be back soon!!!
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So many women on social media upset about their partners playing GTA6 because they’re adding a hot girlfriend to the game. Meanwhile me, every single time I play BG3, ignoring the side-eyes from my husband:
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Here’s a vague post for everyone: I have really big life changing news to share with everyone very very soon.
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My husband is speaking at a NASA PAX West panel because he has a cool space job and he likes games. I’m not going because I’m jealous of him and I actually have real work to do so definitely don’t send me videos or pictures if you see him there.
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