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I’d love to be your pet sitter! 🐱🐶 Get $20 off when you sign up for Rover through my link. rover.com/sit/laurau93425
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I’m at the point when I hear govt telling me to stock up on everything…
It’s them saying SPEND MONEY, USE YOUR CARDS, keep this Ponzi scheme going
Right now many people are NOT spending, they need spending
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What is life?
Dostoevsky: It's hell.
Socrates: It's a test.
Aristotle: It's the mind.
Nietzsche: It's power.
Freud: It's death.
Marx: It's the idea.
Picasso: It's art.
Gandhi: It's love.
Schopenhauer: It's suffering.
Steve Jobs: It's faith.
Einstein: It's knowledge.
Stephen Hawking: It's hope.
Kafka: It's just the beginning.
Me: It's learning to notice the beauty that never left.
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"Humans are the cruelest of all creatures, because they can smile while they destroy"
Fyodor Dostoevsky.
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Texas Democrats are blaming the touchscreens for flipping their votes to Republican. First time a Democrat has ever admitted a machine can flip an election.
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Bill Gates predicts a massive number of people will reject AI and choose to "live like the Amish."
I do professional voice overs. If you need one for your project, let me know. I accept X $ cash as payment, too.
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🚨 Dan Bongino Advises Families to Stock Up on Emergency Food, Water, and Batteries
“There have been some warnings put out … about 30 days of preparedness … Get yourself some emergency food and water … There's nothing wrong with being prepared.”
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Being an adult has taught me that if I have extra money, I probably forgot to pay something.
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My Twitter account, alone, has forced Karen Bass to do more for LA in the last 4 weeks than she’s done in the last 4 years.
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Whoever is in charge of keeping them @DrinkAriZona at 99 cents for the past 106 years should be in charge of our Gas prices!























