Its not often you get to feel moments of pure fucking unadulterated joy in your life, when you forget about everything and just live in the moment. Yeah, people who don't understand why other people like football. This is why we do. #SWFC

This is the present and the future. Someone or something desperately trying to convince you that AI sifting through everything you do or say isn't a bad thing. It's like Santa Claus sliding down your chimney with the promise of gifts, but his real goal is to slide up it.

Absolutely love this. Class. The upside is nobody is going to nick your towel either, because they won't know what the hell Sheffield Wednesday or the reason for it being there are.

Lee Dixon seeming annoyed that there are children in a football stadium. What a miserable cunt he really is #CroEng #Hrvatska #England

If you actually believe that this happened, you are so fucked when AI takes over the world.

I know that it is difficult to look within oneself, but have you ever considered that you might be a fucking nightmare to deal with on a daily basis?

Yes, you can, Bunny.

Just a quick reminder that #England haven't won anything since 1966, we are not entitled to success. Just because the head coach is German, it doesn't mean he is holding England back, you Tommy Robinson cuntrag. Also, Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon bore the shit out of me. #CZEENG

"Everything was great, you were attentive hosts, the breakfast was delicious, we slept really well, it was a comfy and welcoming environment, but we found some dust on top of the cupboard, so we are underpaying you by 30 quid" The desperation to win a wooden plaque. #FourInABed

That first touch, strength, shift then pass to Saka by Jude Bellingham just then almost gave me a rager. #ENGESP #England #Spain #Erection

I want to bring back the insult "Dick splash"

I had two Goldfish called Paolo and Benito. Something that nobody really gives a fuck about, but it's Twitter, 99% of it is absolute shite. If you care, go and watch some of the goals Di Canio and Carbone scored for #SWFC. They are special.

Do you know what "Nemesis" means?

Name that movie character... no cheating, I will know if you Googled it. "Listen, you fucking fringe. If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off"

If you're gonna be an arsehole @edsheeran just be an arsehole. Fake apologies because you have realised that you have lost a bunch of money, when you are already disgustingly rich, are so transparent. Lean into it. Be the arsehole you truly are. Be yourself.

Allow me this fleeting moment of contentment. It's the only thing stopping me from doing a triple backflip off a bridge. #SWFC

Jarvis Cocker once ran on stage and wiggled his arse while Michael Jackson was doing one of his sickening "Look at me, I am the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ" performances, yet #SWFC's most notorious fan is David Pleat 😂