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My best guess is that at one point a purple tint was added to counteract the “studio ghibli” piss tint and that somehow evolved into just putting more purple on the screen
jacksfilms (@jacksfilms) profile picturejacksfilms
@jacksfilmsNov 7
Why does AI love the color purple?
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After working at my job for over a year now (longer than anyone else there) I finally got a raise (50 cents above minimum) and man… I was so happy getting ready for work until I saw this
yoxic (@yoxics) profile pictureyoxic
@yoxicsNov 3
Kai Cenat leaked his TikTok revenue after a 30 minute stream 😳
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I remember a certain little indie game referencing this 🐭🗡️
Devon Hardware’s Wife (@thatfrood) profile pictureDevon Hardware’s Wife@thatfrood6 Dec 2020
I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Is this a queen?
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Am I being too woke for thinking that the giraffe Mario is culturally insensitive??
ZEOARTS (@zeolandia) profile pictureZEOARTS
@zeolandiaOct 30
Tanooki Mario has always been my favorite transformation. So I imagined what a game packed with wild fauna-inspired power-ups would look like. 🦒🦜🐒🦏
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telling people to rely on RNG as a legitimate strategy and being condescending in the same tweet🥀🫩 aight then
46 days until Christmas ☃️ (@ElEpicoRu) profile picture46 days until Christmas ☃️@ElEpicoRuOct 30
For the love of God sand attack is your friend yall are just ass at video games
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He’s doing a great job letting everyone know how bad of a presidential candidate he would be
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 30
Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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Your WHAT
Fangamer (@Fangamer) profile pictureFangamer@FangamerOct 27
New in our DELTARUNE collection: A Jackenstein plush, a set of Flowery wall scrolls, and the (partially) microwaveable Pacifying Nurse Ralsei fangamer.com/collections/del…
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Jacinthe | ユカリ (@JacintheHya) profile pictureJacinthe | ユカリ@JacintheHyaOct 25
why do competitive pokemon fans pretend like theyre any funnier than casuals
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??? The whole point of the red fight is that it’s the final challenge, you’re MEANT to fight him underleveled and use items to work around his powerhouse of a team. If little kid me could beat Red with a level 57 team you’ll be fine
KAGE ❎ (@ThePokemonKage) profile pictureKAGE ❎@ThePokemonKageOct 26
So I replayed vanilla HGSS this year and I swear, you literally have to be purposefully blind to disregard the weird level curve the game has. If you think it's a non issue then more power to you ig but like genuinely look at my teams.
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Bro started painting cubism out the gooch with blood and an umbilical cord
Joey RandomBoY (@ARandomBoY21) profile pictureJoey RandomBoY@ARandomBoY21Oct 26
how it feels drawing for 18 years and not being good at basic anatomy
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Not saying I support any of this but Biden has deported more in his first 18 months. What is even good at
AF Post (@AFpost) profile pictureAF Post
@AFpostOct 26
President Trump deported 980,000 illegal immigrants in the first 18 months of his second term, between January 2025 and July 2026, according to a MPI analysis of government data. Follow: @AFpost
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Kinda annoys me a bit that they’re saying that no YouTuber has done it before as if chuggaconroy didn’t JUST do a whole playthrough, leaving no stones unturned
Kur-Vee ♡ (@Kurability) profile pictureKur-Vee ♡@KurabilityOct 24
For years I’ve been saying that the Johto level curve is an issue that does not exist Finally a YouTuber that actually plays these games and proves it’s not an issue. An OG Poketuber too Its so refreshing after many modern Poketubers have turned it into a common misconception
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holly 🏳️‍⚧️ #ploopytwt (@hollysqueak) profile pictureholly 🏳️‍⚧️ #ploopytwt@hollysqueakOct 24
I set up an extension to auto-replace all instances of "troon" with "ploopy" and oh my god this is beautiful
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Tf does this mean
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You could speed this up, put some videogame music, and caption it something goofy like “picked my nose and all my boogers came out in one piece” and get a 100k likes on here
AMITIE - LEVEL 20 BONEHEAD (@aaamitieee) profile pictureAMITIE - LEVEL 20 BONEHEAD@aaamitieeeOct 20
found a dvd of a shitty peruvian cgi movie at a thrift store and not only did i find a lost english dub of it on the dvd, it is also one of the greatest worst animated movies ive ever seen
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Within a month I had to deal with my boss overworking me, my cat passing, moving my stuff, and now I have to deal with peeing more blood than ever everyday. I swear I CANNOT catch a goddamn break.
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do NOT got to the 1:00 mark
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