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VET 4sho. Kinda smart (debatable) Abrasive Network owner. 1/2 of the Tag Team Keyboard Championship. Not-so sexy. Won't you follow?

Across the street
Joined May 2009
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Consider this my personal agenda, so it’s a “fuck no” to #PercyLynchard. Let’s get it Mississippi.
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Calling someone an industry plant in a pro wrestling promo is the cusp of irony.
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Hmph they called Keenum off the couch? These niggas really don’t like Colin, and that’s not to say that he even wants to play but there was a time when he did.
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All that praise to the Rams for going to Australia early only for them to get dat ass whooped. None of these niggas on the sports shows should be trusted. Just watch the damn game.
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We go through this with teams like Oregon every year. Give them a high ranking, they stumble and it takes forever to push them out the top of the rankings while holding the real contenders back. See: 2010’s USC
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Hear me out, yall gotta stop fucking with Dixie Queen too.
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The young redbone with the brown tights in the Horn Lake Waffle House at 11 pm on a Saturday just made a terrible day a little bit better.
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Orlando making Detroit work tonight.
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People speak of indecisiveness as an annoyance when planning things with others. Im starting to realize that some of that isnt indecision but one party having a desire and wanted the planner to figure out what that is. Thats far more annoying than indecision
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aren’t those crepes?
Leopard pancakes are something luxurious
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Why are the IHOP employees doing that move that folks do when they don’t want to serve you because they’re about to close? Somebody has to say something because yall not bout to close.
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So in the stepdad porn scene, when he smashes the stepdaughter because she was dressed too sexual to go out…do she still go out afterwards or naw?
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Plus “mom” was only supposed to be gone for an hour…does he try to cover up the evidence? He did just smash the stepdaughter in their bed.
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When stepdaughter comes back home and mom sees her in the dress she told him not to let her wear, what does he say?
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Have a Zero Tolerance policy like Arkansas’s “we’re going to put you in the ditch” chase policy looks good till you realize that not every speeding car is someone trying evade arrest.
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“I just want to touch that thigh” lawdamercy
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