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Lagos, Nigeria
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Davita : But my fear in marriage is one of us dying
Zlatan : That leads to my question , this question na hin come bring out my own question🤣why is it that when a man dies the woman too cannot die with him! But she will transfer love to another Man😹😭
Interviewer : Till death do us part!
Zlatan : Ehnehn? Me I no know say na wetin e mean be that
Please watch till the end , Zlatan is too funny abeg! He was just making me laugh throughout the interview 🤣
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Successful rage bait ✅️
before apc came into power, things were easier for students. people could pay their school fees without this much struggle. students didn’t need nelfund before they could go to school.
when my elder brother was in uniben (2011 - 2015), his school fees were just ₦14k, his monthly allowance from my parent was ₦12k, and he still had a girlfriend in school, all without doing yahoo. coke and fanta were just ₦100/₦150. things were much easier back then.
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My neighbour got into a serious argument with a delivery guy because he refused to pay for an order he claimed he never made.
The delivery guy showed him the WhatsApp conversation, including the food list and delivery address.
My neighbour insisted someone was using his number to order food.
After almost 20 minutes of arguing, he finally paid just to avoid embarrassment.
But before leaving, he asked the delivery guy one question:
“Please, who gave you this order?”
The delivery guy replied, “A woman. She said she’s your wife.”
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I paid $1765 to fly to California, US in first class, and suddenly the flight attendant tells me there's someone else sitting in my seat?
I handed him my boarding pass, he looked at it twice and then looked at a man in a gray suit sitting in seat 2A, drinking champagne all casually. I told him, "This is my seat." The man said they told him this was a free upgrade. The flight attendant apologized to me and offered me a business class seat instead. I refused I'd been saving money for this flight for 6 months. I asked her to call her supervisor, and after a bit, he showed up with a tablet and asked if I'd agree to take $450 as compensation. I told him no. The man sitting in my seat finally put down his glass and said to me, "Do you have any idea who I am?" I looked at him and said, "No, but it's clear you know who the one is who paid money to sit here." The supervisor checked the booking records and discovered that this man...
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Visa Officer: “Why do you want to travel to the United States?”
Applicant: “My daughter is graduating from college. She’s been asking me to come for two years.”
Visa Officer: “How long do you plan to stay?”
Applicant: “Ten days. I have a business to return to.”
Visa Officer: “Who is paying for the trip?”
Applicant: “I am.”
Visa Officer: “Your daughter sent you money last month. What was that for?”
Applicant: “She helped me pay for the flight.”
Visa Officer: “You just said you’re paying for the trip.”
Applicant: “I am paying for the hotel and my other expenses. She offered to help with the ticket.”
The officer looked at the documents again.
Visa Officer: “If your daughter can afford to help you travel, why can’t she pay for the entire trip?”
Applicant: “Because I didn’t raise her to be responsible for every expense I have.”
The officer stopped typing……
