35 | Traveling | Festivals | Padres | Gaming | Comedy
San Diego, CA
Joined January 2012
- Tweets9.9K
- Following813
- Followers450
- Likes28.7K
A guy once put me in a headlock at new york new york in las vegas for throwing a paper plate like a frisbee and hitting his lady (on accident). He threatened to stab me and my best friends response was "where's your knife, texas"
Random memories from 2015
it would be really funny if @JeffBezos dressed up as Dr. Evil one year for halloween. Maybe he's done it already. Idk.
Timmy D retweeted
Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers.
Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.
Timmy D retweeted
First date idea: I drink 11 beers at chili’s, she has a salad and a water and then blows into the ignition interlock device so my truck will start
Does anyone else get a kick out of slowing down when someone is tailgating you?? Shits so petty yet so funny
any sports medicine ppl here? or anyone who's dealt with a bad groin strain? Never had one like this. been lingering 3 months now. can't play ball atm. feels fine most of the time but any time i sprint from stationary or change directions im screwed for the next 24 hrs. HALP!!
why are there so many chinese/asian players on US West servers? I cant get into a lobby without nearly a third of the players speaking in different languages. @Brammflakes
Timmy D retweeted
Philip Rivers clearly still loves San Diego 💙💛
(via @MTSPodOmaha)
Vasgersian is blowing it in the booth. Albies hits a pop up and he treats it like a home run and now bohm hits a home run and he reacts like its a routine fly ball 🤣🤣
Timmy D retweeted
The perfect ending for Justin Verlander.
His daughter runs out to the mound and he walks off with his family.
Feels like a movie.
Timmy D retweeted
Reporter: "Did you have anything to do with that (White Sox making it to the playoffs)?"
Pope Leo: "No comment."
2024 White Sox Record: 41-121
2025 White Sox Record: 60-102
2026 White Sox Record: 82-77 PLAYOFFS
i'm always shocked to find out how much western people believe the crusades were somehow righteous or justified instead of the land/power grabs that they were intended to be.
Its crazy that some people rightly associate praising hitler as reprehensible meanwhile praising chinese hitler is cool and platformed by @Twitch. Two sides of the same coin. You live in the country that birthed abraham lincoln and george washington and you praise Mao?
Timmy D retweeted
Nothing like a home run ball exchange 💛
ALT Ethan Salas holding his two home run balls. He is wearing Padres gear.
ALT Ethan Salas meeting the fans who caught his home run balls.
ALT Ethan Salas meeting the fans who caught his home run balls.
ALT Ethan Salas meeting the fans who caught his home run balls.