@Lootframe

Sausage roll lover. Two time egg & spoon champion on my street (1996/2001).

Joined August 2016
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Can you write to your MP about the size of trouser pockets? Phones don't fit anymore!
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We've all spilt a Tango Iceblast down ourselves and had to walk home with sticky underwear.
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#emergencyalert didn't go off...
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Withdrawing my funds from @bet365 and changing book keepers, after feeling like I've been robbed with the John McGinn 0.5 shots on target Super Boost.
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Returned £30 then suspiciously changed to a loss. Shambles...
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Head & Shoulders? I didn't know you had DANDRUFF...
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Some early test footage from #TheLastOfUs.
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Somebody do me a favour - say 'holy shit' to Alexa and tell me what response you get. Mine talks about the xbox 360 for some reason...
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doing a london accent without swearing is bloody difficult, you fackin mug apples and pears... only know because i've got to go there soon and feel the need to hide the ay-up chuck, chips n gravy northerness..
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We all expected the introduction of MODOK after seeing the #AntManAndTheWasp trailer. However, we didn't expect the CGI...
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Best part of going to the cinema now days is getting to sit down on a comfy chair.
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It wasn't nob.
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Did The Six Million Dollar Man ever get cramps or blisters?
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Survey complete, thank you, @Argos_Online. Would it be strange to also ask for a ninja outfit? I like the idea of using a Ninja Air Fryer while dressed as a ninja for total immersion. Let me know!
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I parted the sea brother.
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A recent selfie...
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Created an online dating account to see what the fuss was about - And I keep getting strange email matches. 'Brenda, 56 from Eastbourne' Has one eye, likes taxidermy and is eating a Sunday roast in her profile picture...
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'Gemma, 39 from Milton Keynes' Uses road signs instead of star signs - Warning: Roundabout Ahead.
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'Sue, 41 from Brighton' Big hands and a cracking beard...
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