The Lord

Come and get your mans.

Look. I invented the platypus and I'm here to tell you this shit ain't funny.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

For those of you planning to vote the straight Jesus ticket, please be advised that the loud orange man is most definitely not one of mine.

Remember that part in the Bible (and by "that part" I mean pretty much the whole of the New Testament) where (cont) tl.gd/n_1rk7kgs

Hey guys, I had to step out for a few millennia. What's going o-- Oh my Me. I thought I said "No killing." What you're doing is the opposite