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Bruno Guimarães was captaining his side against the likes of Barcelona last season, now he’s playing backup to Miles Lewis Skelly and missing penalties against Fleetwood Town 😢
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Israel is having its election today and every adult citizen - regardless of background or ethnicity - is able to vote.
In fact, out of 380 million Arab citizens in two dozen countries in the Middle East, the only ones who really get to choose their government in free and fair elections are the 2.1 million who live in the equal, diverse and multicultural democracy that is Israel.
The only Arab citizens who live in a democracy are the Israeli Arab citizens of the free and open country of Israel, the only liberal democracy in the whole of the Middle East.
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A man who would've been proud to see this moment...
🙌 Harry gave a mention to the late Kenny Jackett in his Ballon d'Or acceptance speech last night.
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"Doctors say he's now in a stable condition."
Sedgefield racecourse fined £6,500 after injured jockey transported to A&E in horsebox mirror.co.uk/sport/horse-rac…
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I’d like to apologise.
The last week has finally made me understand that the real victims of the shocking rise in antisemitism are not Jewish people (and Jewish school children in particular) but Owen Jones, Sarah Helm and Sally Rooney.
I hope they’re ok and I’m very sorry for having got this wrong.
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Ten years since these disturbing scenes at Halesowen.
By the letter of the law, that’s probably a red card offence…
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I was shopping in Brighton and antizionists tried to stop me buying Israeli goods from Waitrose. They said I’d be “racist” to buy them. I asked if it was xenophobic to boycott a whole nation. They had no answers. So I bought LOADS of Israeli products and they were NOT happy.
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'He has since promised to give up the habit'
Monk on Caldey Island gave naked photos of himself to visitors bbc.in/4dXa09b
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I accidentally pooped my pants during a meeting today
But it wasn't a crisis—It was an opportunity to lean into vulnerability and practice radical composure during an unexpected operational disruption in the workplace.
These moments remind us that true leadership is about navigating discomfort with grace, maintaining professionalism under pressure, and quickly pivoting to contingency protocols.
With my steady hand at the ship, others in the room were hardly bothered by the foul stench emanating from my pants
Grateful for the chance to strengthen my resilience muscle and model authenticity for the team. #GrowthMindset #WorkplaceResilience #AuthenticLeadership #AlwaysLearning
Replying to @LGE_Global
@LGE_Global When you push a smart TV update, why not warn that it won’t work? Pisspoor.
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BREAKING: Andy Burnham to legislate that all sellotape must come with a dispenser to prevent losing the end. The PM said, “When taping up your broken windows after a riot, there is nothing worse than losing the end of the tape. I’m ending that”
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You can put your phones down, we have a winner 🏆🤣
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We've all been there, scrolling through x, and we see a maths based question citing that 90% of people will get the question wrong. But then maddeningly they don't tell you the answer.
Our new Government department of Maths Based Memes will ensure proper regulation of these posts and clear signing of the answer so you don't spend the whole day worrying about it.
I know its a small thing, but it's what we're doing as part of our Government of frivolous triviality.
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My mother would’ve been 77 today, instead she died at 52; 10 years older than me now 😬. She lived a full, but difficult life and I remember her not once complaining about it. My deepest sorrow is she never met my kids whom she’d have adored and vice versa.
































