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Hayter

@LordWaffleStomp

He/Him. I’m an idiot. Please don’t listen to me. Former @RollForCrypt Cohost

 Charlotte, NC
moxfield.com/users/AlanRollForCrypt
Joined May 2013
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I’m here to drink beer and talk to women. And I’m too scared to talk to women
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This is getting worse. Jay is taking an idea the he did not come up with, and is attempting to make money off of it. I’ve been using this method for years and he stole it and is attempting to grift his way to make money off it.
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I got banana bread at work today, dude. Hell yeah
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Finished 2nd out of 200 at the CCS Atlanta Ran it down with the kitty making big bases >:) Happy to put up a nice finish before Radiance and got the dope true damage collab before heading home. S/o to the Charlotte gamers and GGs on finals @ConorPanuccio
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Charlie's Collectible Show (@CCS_Atlanta) profile pictureCharlie's Collectible Show@CCS_AtlantaOct 11
Final 2 locked in. 🔥🔒 Conor on Kennen 🆚 Jae on Rengar for #CCS25K Invitational Qualifier 6! The competition has reached its peak, and these finalists are one match away from claiming the crown. 👑 Who will come out on top? Good luck to both! 📍 @CCS_Atlanta  #Riftbound #RiftboundTCG #RiftboundCommunity #RiftboundTournament
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Not me being pretentious and bitching about the bitching that’s about bans
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“Ban sol ring” “ban fast mana” “ban this, that, and the third” I’m about to “ban” you from getting some bitches
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God everyone is already bitching online. I hate this formats player base sometimes
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Unfortunately, a known grifter/cheater has decided to invade my LGS’s Modern space and discord server. They’re already living up to their typical grifter reputation and being overtly annoying
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While we're on the subject of cheaters, people should probably stop having DefCat on their gameplay channels. His cheating is far from the worst of it, but I'd probably get sued if I said more.
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I feel like a wild Tiger or Wolf would not attack me and would let me pet them because I am pure of heart
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WHY HASNT A BABY POSSUM CHOSEN ME TO BE ITS MOM YET???
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I think these are Possum tracks….im getting close.
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I have an idea for an Alter
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Ended up top 4 at a cEDH tournament yesterday at my LGS. I haven’t played cEDH in like 2-3 years & still had my old Kinnan deck just sitting around. Dusted it off & replaced my Finger Cheese Sleeves and went 2-1-1 I hate ID’s and hate being in those situations Split top prize
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Being in a situation where I’m forced into an Intentional draw just feels gross and I needed to shower off the shame. I hate the politics. I hate how some people leverage information, cutting deals, etc. I’d rather just play modern. But good to know this old head still got it
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Me this Modern Season
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I’m dipping stix you’ve never heard of into crazy sauce you can’t comprehend
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„Why do cEDH players go on Twitter to complain, don’t they have a subreddit for it?“ Meanwhile the subreddit:
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Idk what kind of medicine they be putting in alcohol these days. But recently, every time I drink some all the shaking and my headaches go away
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Awww it’s been 3 years since I was first featured at an event. Fun fact, it was also the last time I was featured at an event because I found out I was having a baby like 3 weeks later.
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I can tell who is a MTG Ambassador by how much they’re glazing the TMNT set
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