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Cambridge-Isanti Social Studies Teacher| Assistant Varsity Baseball Coach| RETIRED Hoops Coach|

Blaine, MN
Joined November 2011
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Replying to @blakeehley
@blakeehley Addison Russell MVP $50 @CKorlath09
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Caleb Foster had the last word 😤 Got blocked and immediately hit the three 🔥
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Patrick Ngongba II's HUGE night for Duke against Coastal Carolina: 28 PTS 9 REB 10-13 FG 2-3 3PT +53
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14 Dunks for Duke tonight
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As MACtion kicks off tonight, we have to pay homage to the greatest comment ever posted 💀💀
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Happy #MACtion day to all who celebrate
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top plays at KU
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Duke is treating Tennessee like a mid major
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Brewers radio announcer Jeff Levering paid tribute to the late great Bob Uecker following the final out in the NLCS “THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT! OH MY GOD THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT!” How can you not be romantic about baseball.
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sure, expand it to 24 teams... but you'll NEVER take away our memories. 2006-2023 (the most MAGICAL era of college football)
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Coach: “Don’t do anything stupid.” @MizzouFootball players seconds later: 😭
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The amount of cowboy collars I saw this college football weekend gives me hope for this nation. @AriWasserman @AndyStaples
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Bryce Underwood is an early contender for the worst NIL deal ever (Via @ACCessPony)
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America’s Fullback. 🇺🇸
Jake Rendina has the best aesthetic in CFB
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Juan Pierre That guy rocked.
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🚨🚨🚨 Hot Take🚨🚨🚨 Watching football is NOT a social event. Going to a tailgate and barely watching the game or going to a watch party at someone's house sounds like actual hell. A nice quiet house alone or with 1-2 homies LOCKED in is the only way to watch ball.
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW KAELEN CULPEPPER
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Navy has 24 hours to respond @linneadowning
Fullbacks & Cowboy Collars 🔥 We are so back.
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One of my favorite college baseball stories involves Coach Anderson. Minnesota is at the Big 10 tourney. It’s a different atmosphere because you have 6 teams at one site for a number of days. So teams hang around the concourse/stands before games. Coach Anderson is taking a piss in the men’s room on the concourse. Full uniform. Waiting for Minnesota to play another notable program. The head coach of the opposing team walks into the bathroom as Coach Anderson is finishing his piss. He zips up and walks right past the opposing coach. Doesn’t say a word just walks out of the bathroom. On the way out the other coach says “Hey John, at my program I teach our players to wash their hands.” Coach Anderson turns around, laughing, and says “That’s nice. At Minnesota I teach my guys not to piss on theirs. Good luck today.” Then Minnesota won by 50. Or something like that. Absolute college baseball legend.
We are deeply saddened to announce the passing of Hall of Fame coach John Anderson. Our thoughts are with his wife Jan, their daughter Erin, and the thousands he impacted during his 43 years as head coach of the Gophers. 🔗: z.umn.edu/bfxf
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