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EveryStarInTheSky retweeted

verdant gel@verdant_gel18h

Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening

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yasmin@yasmin86Nov 4

I’m going to save this tweet forever if anyone ever says that again

matcha.cat 🔜 lucky dog@matchakitty_Nov 4

"my vote doesn't count"

Image from matcha.cat 🔜 lucky dog (@matchakitty_)

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Jsnow@JSnowETHNov 4

This is the funniest fucking meme I've seen all night

Peter.🌹🎗️

@PeterDraftNov 4

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EveryStarInTheSky@LorrieLabornNov 4

Force fem these fascists, its time

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@acnewsiticsNov 4

If only Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.

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Graham@grahamyammeringNov 4

CNN is now saying the national anthem has been changed to a reggaeton cover of Pink Pony Club.

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EveryStarInTheSky@LorrieLabornNov 4

I demand Congress to be a SEA of multicolor hair PRONTO

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sam 🍂@burritoprophetNov 4

how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE

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EveryStarInTheSky@LorrieLabornNov 4

Best night in a long time :)

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Saint 🎄@Saint_CaneNov 3

Yk how bad you gotta be as a president for Texas to flip to blue

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staid@staidindoorsNov 4

we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill

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EveryStarInTheSky@LorrieLabornNov 3

Lily as the Ultra skin for the Stellar Blade collab confuses me, cute as she is. I would have paid Ultra skin price for Raven Freja.

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🍰@gapjilrebornOct 30

Nigga stuck in a tennis racket

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EveryStarInTheSky@LorrieLabornOct 31

Depressed and in need of motivation to actually go to this halloween party

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@miniapeurOct 30

Image from Mathieu (@miniapeur)

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EveryStarInTheSky@LorrieLabornOct 31

Man this has been a really good year for movies for me. Feels like I've seen more movies in theatre this year than ever before. Avatar, Spider-Man, Odyssey, You Can See Everything, PHM, Primetime, Obsession, M&M, Resident Evil, Coyote vs Acme, and now Wildwood.

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EveryStarInTheSky@LorrieLabornOct 24

THE COCK AND BALLS OF ARAGO THE SWORD AND SHEATH OF ARAGO THE LENGTH AND GIRTH OF ARAGO THE DONG AND SCHLONG OF ARAGO THE CRANK AND HOG OF ARAGO THE BUNS AND WIENER OF ARAGO THE FRANK AND BEANS OF ARAGO THE TWIG AND BERRIES OF ARAGO THE STICK AND SHIFT OF ARAGO

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svedka9@valteshanOct 23

There’s a JP Nathan/Creek artist who seems to think all the “blowjob brothers” and “cock and balls of Arago” tweets on ENG Twitter are funny mistakes made by the translation engine when they convert the tweets into Japanese. Adorable.

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Alura@AluratisseOct 23

I can’t believe I even have to clarify this, but it breached containment. This is a VGC tweet. NOT a domestic abuse tweet. 😭

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Alura@AluratisseOct 23

Throat chop lowkey my fav move atm. Shut up nigga

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EveryStarInTheSky@LorrieLabornOct 21

I might delete this later, but I used to be so naive, wondering how people could be so hateful and bitter. I understand now, this loneliness leaves a whole in you that just grows until you’re more hole than human. I haven’t even had my heart broken yet and the hole is there.

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EveryStarInTheSky@LorrieLabornOct 18

WuWa concert was beautiful. I was drowning in confetti.

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Image from EveryStarInTheSky (@LorrieLaborn)

Image from EveryStarInTheSky (@LorrieLaborn)

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