“You won’t be able to stop me when I see red” yeah okay buddy, get a load of Billy Bovine over here
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Scratching your balls at just right tempo with the correct amount of force feels better than hitting a marth tipper
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Only thing I like switching up on me is my blade 🙂↕️ anything else is too scary I’m just a delicate lil guy 🥺
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Y’all ever get stupid in love? Like you could just say “you’re eyes have a depth of beauty like a siren’s tear encased in amber” but it comes out more akin to “I wanna grab your eyes out of your skull and keep them as my favorite fidget toys”
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Can’t believe big corpos. Just went into McDonald’s and they tried selling me their food. Even had screens advertising their different meals. Unbelievable 🙄
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I promise everyone that people of African American descent will refer to me as a beverage of sorts. Believe it!
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