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Bookmark this tweet so you remember to toggle on live mode for Eagles-Cowboys tomorrow Enhances how you’ll watch and sweat the games times a thousand
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We're live simulating the Chiefs-Seahawks game 10,000 times after every play The Chiefs won only 2.5% of the time in this situation
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Aside from the stadium burning down, this does feel like the most accurate simulation yet
Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 24
🇫🇷 BONJOUR, PARIS! 🇫🇷 We played Steelers-Saints 10,000 times before Sunday’s kickoff at Stade de France. The Steelers win 60.2% of them. Here’s how one of those games played out, snap by snap. 👇
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I’m going to be posting from our main account and this is one of them My favorite spots from this thread are Bijan Robinson o19.5 rush att Jaylen Warren anytime TD Josh Jacobs u51.5 rushing yards
Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 24
These are the Sims' Top 3 Bets for every game in week 7 We simulated each game 10,000 times then pulled the best value so you can enjoy your Sunday Isn't it beautiful?
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Welcome to the future of fantasy
Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 23
Feed us your toughest start/sit decisions for week 7 We'll run those players through 10,000 simulations and tell you who should be in your lineup
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That Brunson stat line 😭
Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 23
🏀 We simmed tonight's NBA triple-header 10,000 times each, then played out one sim of all 3. You won't want to miss the Celtics' 3Q run or these nailbiter finishes. Watch all 3 ⏬ Jump to a game: 0:00 Knicks at Celtics 3:50 Rockets at Spurs 7:35 Wolves at Magic
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You'll never fully realize how dumb the English language is until you have young kids
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Drake Maye anytime TD 🚀
Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 22
Users have asked the Stokastic Sims thousands of questions about Patriots-Bears tonight 📈 Here's are some of the most popular ones that you need to know before kickoff ⤵️
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This might just be the megamind genius parlay for TNF
NbotDFS@N_DFS_noobOct 22
Replying to @Stokastic
Kyle Williams under 1.5 catches Kyle Wiliams over 39.5 yards Kyle Williams anytime touchdown
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@JazzrazBets
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You just know some sicko is going to hit a lotto tonight that’s a 1/10,000 in the sims
Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 22
Reply with the wildest SGP you're holding for Patriots-Bears and we'll find the games where it actually hits out of 10,000 simulations Bookmark this for later when one of them hits irl
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Ask anything while the game is live because it's re-simulating after every play Try it tonight. You'll be watching anyway.
Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 22
Everyone has simulations for Patriots-Bears Ours don’t stop at kickoff 👀 🏈 Run Sims pregame 🔄 Re-Sim LIVE as the game unfolds 📊 The game changes. Stokastic Sims change with it.
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stokastic.com/ask-the-sims

Ask The Sims: Ask Anything About Any NFL Game, Free

Ask the Sims anything about any NFL game this week, free. 10,000 Stokastic Sims answer it, priced against Kalshi, Polymarket, DraftKings and FanDuel.

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This is so sick I'll be sending this to all of my in-laws next time they text me a question
Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 21
Game changer! Upload your Fantasy Football matchups into Ask The Sims and it will: Simulate every player 10,000 times Tell you who has the advantage Optimize your lineup Tough start/sit decisions? Now you can just run those players through the sims to get your answer
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Such a cool idea and they completely botched it
Breaking911
@Breaking911Oct 21
Update from the Milwaukee Brewers on the Timeless Ticket situation:
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Dave Loughran retweeted
Josh Engleman
@JoshEnglemanOct 20
0.1% to win with zero TDs is WILD
Dave Loughran
@LoughyOct 20
Let's look back on the 5 most improbable outcomes from week 6 Because apparently every Sunday there are at least a dozen wtf moments that feel impossible until they actually happen 1. Cardinals beat the Rams with ZERO touchdowns 10/10,000 Simulations (0.1%)
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Let's look back on the 5 most improbable outcomes from week 6 Because apparently every Sunday there are at least a dozen wtf moments that feel impossible until they actually happen 1. Cardinals beat the Rams with ZERO touchdowns 10/10,000 Simulations (0.1%)
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Bonus: J.J. McCarthy throws for 243 passing yards (on 21 attempts) 26/10,000 Simulations (0.3%) Good luck next week in Houston, pal.
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Double Bonus: Titans win with under 103 yards passing 31/10,000 Simulations (0.3%) Let's be honest though -- Titans winning at all was probably 32/10,000 or something close.
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