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Limms

@LovelyLimms

Yo yo yo check it out mutha suckas in the place to be

 Prestwick/London
Joined January 2012
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Just about to buy GTAVI and I wondered what you got for the extra £20 ultimate edition. Nice cars and decent clothes apparently. First of all, I'll be topless with denim shorts and sandals all game forever Secondly, the game's called GTA. I'll be stealing nice cars £20 saved
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Quite a lot of cheeky replies on this throwaway nothing post. The gaming community are a really insulting lot. I wouldn't want to get into a fight with them. I'm witnessing pure gangsterism here. I better watch my step.
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I'm delighted that Scotland got trounced. I fucking hate the Scottish and I'm a fucking Scot. What a total bunch of pathetic wankers they are, myself included. – at Monkton, Scotland
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I'm from Ipswich so I don't really support any Jock teams, but, in 1998, two Scotch guys worked on our building site. Rangers supporting guy was a decent funny fella Celtic guy reeked of pish and putrid shit. Begged fags and ended up getting arrested for shiting in the street. – at Ipswich, England
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Two winners of the World Cup tonight. Spain and Thatcher – at Doonholm, Scotland
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Big Duncan Ferguson is like Begbie's angrier big brother. They daft English cunts on that panel are agreeing with everything he's saying in the hope he doesn't boot fuck out them. – at Prestwick, Scotland
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Gary Lineker on ITV sitting with the panel having non stop wee jokes about himself. "Tee hee just joshing" type of banter. Oh what I'd give for big Duncan Ferguson to punch his fucking cunt in and throw him in the Hudson. Gonzo faced wishy-washy liberal ballsack. – at Prestwick, Scotland
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Get a grip, guys. This world cup isn't about winning. It's about showing the world that we're zany, wacky comical clowns who put traffic cones on stuff. Best wee nation in the world at being shite at everything 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 – at Prestwick, Scotland
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British funded novelty act Kneecap staying silent on current events. Daft wee fucking fannies. – at Monkton, Scotland
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A wee Sunday morning cycle past a Pink Floyd landmark – at London, England
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Replying to @THERussellGrant
@THERussellGrant Just watched an old clip of you reading out a viewer's poem on TV AM. Brilliant stuff xx – at Ayr, Scotland
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Replying to @MsVC79
@MsVC79 Mind we've got Marymass coming up soon x – at Thornliebank, Scotland
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Replying to @BillyTweddell
@BillyTweddell Well done, mate. One more hurdle to clear and then time to do a Leicester and win the Prem – at Thornliebank, Scotland
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Replying to @TraceyMariex
@TraceyMariex I want to date you
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