@LowKeyGuitarded

what is your problem why are you like this

Joined August 2021
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welcome to my humble atoad
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Trust the chimp but always plan.
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Trust the plan but always chimp
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did you just litter? Kill Yоursеlf
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Apparently life is the same for everyone
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Americans getting pulled into a conflict between France and Japan once again but this time on the side of Japan...?
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby.
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Did not expect that meme to get any attention
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20k holy shit
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every piece of advice for guys struggling with dating is either “be comically evil” or condescending garbage like “remember to shower and have a skincare routine.”
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Me to the caterpillar in my garage
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Yes can I have a cup of boobs a boobs of sugar a cup of sugar on your boobs
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Idk about other generations, but as a millennial if you made the woman wait longer than a week of dating before making bam time she would get super upset about it. Like it was offensive to them that you as a man would be fine with just doing something more wholesome. Idk maybe this is just chads dilemma and it’s been the same throughout all human history, but it really did feel like that.
Jarvis
@jarvis_bestOct 27
I have never slept with a woman on our first date. How many of you can say the same?
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i’ve been going around telling people that the OnlyFans CEO who died was killed by being struck by lightning. so far nobody has even questioned it
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Replying to @LowKeyGuitarded
“Loud Hill”
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Wouldn't the Hill be scarier if it weren't Silent
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ffta
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(Being stabbed): "this hurts me more than it hurts you"
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Do not kill yourself. People might assume you were a troon
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Multimedia editing tools need to be taken away from third worlders
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