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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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-hot wife
-same car for 17 years
-lets Tim Riggins sleep on his couch
-kicks player off team for bullying a kid with disabilities
-breaks visiting hours to hang with Jason Street when he’s paralyzed
-doesn’t have Instagram
-smiles 6 times a year
-incorruptible
-type of man you drop everything to be at his funeral
-type of man you see at the grocery store when you’re home for Thanksgiving and he gives you a hug and he’s thrilled you’re doing well and it makes you tear up when you get to your car
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ranking my favorite moments in “The Boys are Back in Town”
1. When that chick got up and slapped Johnny’s face
2. The boys getting back in town
3. Friday night at Dino’s Bar & Grill
4. When the boys were asking if I was around
5. The guitar solo
6. When that girl was red hot
7. When you and your friends fell up out the place
8. When the jukebox was blasting your favorite song
The replies in this are giving me life
Trading Pick 12 and a Future 1st for Finn Maginness and Hudson O’Keeffe will most likely go down as one of the all time trade fumbles from the Western Bulldogs. #AFLTrade #AFL @traderadio
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The Doggies gave Butters a skateboard and made him a short film to convince him to join the club.
The Pies gave Lachie Neale this neat hat.
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-bangs 10s
-gets in bar fights 1-on-3
-trucks motherfuckers to spring teammates for TDs
-saves coach’s daughter from getting taken advantage of at a party
-smashes his friend’s girlfriend (scumbag move) but lets friend punch him in the face as punishment (honorable)
-takes the blame for his brother’s felony so his nephew doesn’t grow up with a dad in prison
-doesn’t have Instagram
-loves his hometown
American fucking hero.
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Well.
That happened.
This week, the gang comforts Cass as we discuss the 2026 Grand Final and complete our post mortem. We rave about Kylie, boo Lachie Neale and try and find someone to blame for those final 4 minutes.
Listen now!
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Chris retweeted
Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
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Craziest thing about the threepeat is Lachie Neale has now spent more time with those kids on the dais than the ones in his own house.
Josh Dunkley's game today reminded me of Liam Picken in 2016. Did all of the heart and soul grunt work that drags a team over the line, but unfortunately it's never recognised when it comes to Norm Smith voting.
