overzealous

Joined January 2011
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Why am I still thinking about this
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The only thing I want to know is why would you do that lmfao
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I saw everything lmfao
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I’m actually laughing so hard right now
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I knew I wasn’t crazy 🙂‍↔️fuck it we ball
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The original ghost face mask with the blood pump that everyone wanted from the late 90s
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Coincidence or
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Luc M retweeted
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Not even hiding it 😂
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Numbers were discovered not invented
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The decision is clear
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I would genuinely kill myself if someone caught me doing something like this and posted it on Twitter
2026 and people are still texting during movies. Completely ridiculous
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It is not the same
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I think I know the answer
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Little @MacMiller, I want the money not the plaque you gave me!
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That was kinda scary lol
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