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My notes said I never posted this one here. This is me being organized. This is from a 6 month old note to repost my content
fear me I have spreadsheets
Thomas retweeted
‘I Think My Dog’s A Democrat’
By, Bryan Lewis
Merry Christmas X! 🎄✨🎁💫
Perfect lyrics—in the replies!‼️
Bryan Lewis' magnum opus comes in the form of his lyrically hilarious and politically ground-shaking song:
“I Think My Dog’s A Democrat”.
Delving into themes of bestial politicism, this song examines the relationship between man and dog through the lens of partisanship.
The dog is interpreted as representing the liberal left snowflakes, however recent discourse has focused on framing the dog as a reflection of his imagination altogether.
You decide! 🎄🎁✨
#MerryChristmas #ChristmasEve #DogsRule❤️
Thomas retweeted
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Disgraced former National Security Adviser John Bolton has been INDICTED by a federal grand jury for mishandling classified information
FAFO! Lock him UP. Accountability is here and the indictments are rolling.
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Dear Serena,
I know exactly how you feel. I accidentally cut myself and I got a bag of cotton and some alcohol. I picked one and immediately, I could hear the cries of my ancestors toiling in a field. I fell to the floor, screaming and crying because I could feel their pain.
Out of nowhere, Harriet Tubman appeared and told me she could get me to freedom. Initially, I expressed confusion because I was in my own house and thought I was already free, but she pointed a musket at me and told me she wasn’t going to jeopardize lives. I agreed.
Anyway, I’m in Canada right now, trying to make my way back to New York. I feel all of your pain, though. Damned cotton!
Hugs,
Zeek
