Just saw where#JustinBieber is being searched in connection to his neighbor house being egged If the cops find eggs that kids going down
I feel like God created airports to make me suffer for all the puppies I've kicked in life #airport #thanksjesus
I don't know what all this #BreakingBad is about, but I'd like to point out that that new season of #familyguy starts tonight... #ratings
I was just told to have a super sonic day... I don't know what in the hell that means, but this guys getting a good tip. #supersonic
First day of classes here at #universityofwyoming and I've already revived an offer email to do #nudemodeling. I'm going to like it here
I thought moving to another state was going to be hard. But, it all got better when I found out what channel plays the #goldengirls reruns.
Was going to make a #BenAffleck joke about #Batman... But I've never seen any of his movies. #ohwell
Today I made chicken tortilla soup... Tomorrow, I conquer the world. #cookingfail #conqueror #FoodFromHeaven
Dick Van Dyck escaped from his burning car unharmed. But everyone knows... Fire cannot kill a dragon. #dickvandyke #gameofthrones #fact
