>be Lula >get convicted of corruption >get sentenced to 12 years >get released by the STF on procedural errors >never actually acquitted lmao >beat Jair Bolsonaro in 2022 >Jair gets thrown into jail over an alleged coup attempt >Congress votes to cut his sentence >Lula vetoes it >four years later, face his son >during a debate, threaten to also lock him up if he loses the election >election day >former private lawyer, now STF judge, extends voting by 2 hours nationwide >request came from Lula's own coalition >win by 4 million votes in a runoff with no paper trail >next day, Moraes orders the losing candidate to surrender his passports >victory speech: "we're going to regulate social media" >"democracy" lmao >RIP Brazil