Luis Harding

Owen: I don't remember the last time a joint made me finger a bird I wasn't going to before, that's why I love beer"

Becca: "Owen! Whenever I look at your crotch your flies are undone" Everyone: "Y U looking at his crotch?" Becca: " cuz I'm only human!"

Band of Brothers is just too good

When its 2am you're drunk af and have forgotten your key

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"

H.H Holmes under the hammer

Buckaroo that shit bitch #DomQoutes

Nothing to do but keep drinking

Whilst he's eating a jam doughnut my housemate comes out with "eruggh they tricked me! Its spicy" it was not spicy it was strawberry #dingus

Major 4th be with you

It's a Blue Monday kind of Friday

So I made a song today, would be cool if some of you gave it a little listen, its kinda rough but oh well soundcloud.com/luisharding/b…

"Fuck off you little giraffe nose!" #QouteOfTheDay

Hells kitchen, more like Well Bitchin'! AMIRITE!!!

"You cut me open im made of blackjacks"

Sharknado 2: Sharknado Harder

"Im sure I'll find good vibes, in salty sparkling water"

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