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nobody: dude with a wax pen: my bad bro im off this wax pen right now lol – at Lubbock, TX

being a baby has to be tough imagine yo foot itch u crying and a mf give u a pacifier – at Lubbock, TX

condoms: 93% birth control: 99% sex at night cuz the sperm is sleep: 100% – at Lubbock, TX

king of the hill is just texas anime – at Lubbock, TX

girls favorite line is “OH MY GOOD, I barely saw this 😭 lol wyd” bitch fuck you – at Lubbock, TX

police: were u aware of having a warrant? me: WARRRRRANTT??? – at Lubbock, TX

my mom did such a great job raising me .. when i have kids fuck it im a let her raise them too – at Lubbock, TX

ugly female: can i come thru what’s the addy? me: p sherman 42 wallyby way sydney – at Lubbock, TX

i want someone to want me as bad as trump wants his wall smh – at Lubbock, TX

hickory dickory dock im gonna shoot myself with a glock – at Lubbock, TX

hippy girls will cheat on u then be like “im spreading my energy to other souls 🍂🌿🌻” .. bitch u cheated on me

i told a joke at a funeral & nobody laughed.. one nigga was dead tho – at Lubbock, TX

bitches go to the hospital & cant wait to post they bracelet on the snap – at Lubbock, TX

ghostemane: *satanic yodeling over dangerous amounts of bass* me: *turns to friend* shit fire right bro – at Lubbock, TX

someone said Nintendo put a hit out on him lmaooo – at Lubbock, TX

when Trippie Redd said aaaaaaAAAaaaa i felt that shit – at Lubbock, TX

u know who wouldve loved 2019? Harambe – at Lubbock, TX

measuring ur hand against someone elses is the cutest form of flirting – at Fredericksburg, TX

every year u hoes get yall tax money & buy a car from matilda daddy – at Lubbock, TX