Luke Draper

People say I look like @JimCarrey, I don't see it. My mom actually met Jim Carrey but that was like 28 years ago.

You'll always think the fight is over in a film until someone shouts "Hey asshole!", then you realise the fight's just about to start. #truestory #fight #lifelessons

#Eminem goes all out on a ton of rappers and starts a civil war. *Cut across to Macklemore in his living room* @Macklemore: Phew dodged that bullet😂

Woop woop! #standup #comedy #propcomedy

#bestspeech I've ever gotten.

Watching #CobraKai makes me wanna do martial arts training again. So if anyone has a car that needs waxing or a fence that needs painting, let me know. #cobrakaiseries

Come out to UJ and watch me do my thing tomorrow evening 😎 #UJ

Catch you guys on Saturday 😎

I don't have a soul. I traded my soul for a shirt that says I traded my soul and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.

Almost time for #infinitywar... Which means we get to see the other half of the movie the trailers haven't shown us.

If you think someone cares about you... See if they say bless you after a 4th sneeze😒

After 5pm is when the #kauai employees get to be in change of the AUX cable.

How much step could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? #Dubstep

Alright... ready for the best business plan ever? #SouthPark

Everything is a boomerang if you throw it up. #thingsthatmakeyougohmm

I can only handle my Indian food 3 corners at a time. #samosa #indianfood

Disappointment can be found in every time a white person says they'll make a chicken curry and it actually turns out to be a chicken stew. #curry #indianfood #dissapointed

New horror movie idea.... stay with me here.... Boomerang snakes 🐍

Lying in bed... Looking at the stars thinking, where did the roof go? #ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmm

Ah yes coffee... The most important meal of the day. #breakfast #coffee