Writer/Co-Exec Producer on @KRYPTONSyfy. Other stuff: @ASHvsEVILDEAD - @DAREDEVIL - INCURSION. Former IATSE 728. Tall for my age.
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buncha new siblings about to be borned in 9 mos
Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s first “Parents’ Night Out” gave New York City parents free childcare for four hours on Aug. 16.
The NYC Parks program offered children ages 6 to 13 dinner and activities while their caregivers got time to themselves.
The NYTimes reported hat some parents went on dates or out to dinner, while others went home to relax, shopped or caught up on laundry.
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Hah “in production” 🙄
“Pulp Fiction” co-writer Roger Avary says it was “impossible” for him to get his movies made through “traditional” means. But after launching his AI production banner, he now has three features in production:
“I go out there and try to get stuff made, and it’s almost impossible. And then I built a technology company over the last year, basically making AI movies, and all of a sudden, boom, like that, money gets thrown at it. All of a sudden, just by attaching the word ‘AI’ and [the fact] that it’s a technology-based company, all of a sudden, investors came in, and we’re in production on three films now.” variety.com/2026/film/news/p…
she’s packing a lotta heat… does she expect to encounter her dogs?
Human traffickers. Drug Smugglers. 18th Street Gang members. Spent the morning in Phoenix with our brave @ICEgov and Arizona law enforcement arresting these dirtbags and getting them off of our streets.
This might be the funniest tweet that’s ever been on here
I don't know what they've got in these performance enhancers, but I'm feeling pretty jacked up.
Try it yourselves, folks.
See you in a bit: joe.link/SecretSauce
ALT President Joe Biden, dressed in a dark suit and tie, smiles while holding a can.
ALT A can labeled "BIDEN ZERO MALARKEY" featuring a photo of Dark Brandon. Text on the can reads "GET REAL, JACK. IT’S JUST WATER."
Guess I’ll never need to spend tens of thousands of dollars to go and walk sadly past frozen bodies they just leave up there as grim reminders that everyone on your trip is rich & nuts. Thanks cameras!
Remember when Bob Iger said to America’s face that the #wga was being “unrealistic” but then finally agreed to give us substantial gains in every deal point we asked? Almost as if he had the means the entire time? I mean…
Drew Carey’s business manager’s cranium just exploded into deep space
#WGAstrong #TentativeDeal
Deal! WGA, AMPTP Reach Historic Contract Agreement to End 146-Day Walkout variety.com/2023/biz/news/wr…
I helped Elvis Costello use his personal earbuds in the airline’s weird audio jack between us so he could watch lots of House of Lies
I love that IGN is just listening to Conan O’Brien’s podcast and then posting headlines from it… a week later
Liam Neeson has revealed that while filming Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, he and co-star Ewan McGregor couldn't stop making lightsaber noises with their mouths during takes. bit.ly/3RbMw5x
ALT Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn, looking concerned and holding his lightsaber in ready position. Caption reads: Liam Neeson Couldn't Stop Making Lightsaber Noises While Filming Star Wars
What do you think @colinsalmon24 ? Do we have our next business scheme? 👀
I’ll do the yard work. I just need you to shout the company name once before every job commences & once when we finish. Even if no one’s around to hear it but me. 50/50 split 👍🤑💰
I will throw whatever I’m holding at the TV and that includes this phone and my cats
Max is reportedly testing bringing CNN breaking news alerts to all your favorite shows dlvr.it/SvPmKy
yes and honestly feels one step shy of pulling a bloody hanky away from their mouths like it’s the Regency era
Luke Kalteux retweeted
My friend Simon Rich told me about this better, funnier, more terrifying version of AI a few nights ago and I haven’t slept since. The WGA is standing for something very real and we all should get scared right about….now. @WGAWest @WGAEast time.com/6301288/the-ai-joke…
