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Luke

@LukeL_78

Smile and the whole world smiles with you, but fart and you’re on your own

Joined December 2017
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He has a Super Bowl ring and Josh Allen does not
Onyx Odds (@OnyxOdds) profile pictureOnyx Odds
@OnyxOddsNov 10
Say something nice about Carson Wentz
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Christmas only a thing this year apparently
Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) profile pictureBasil the Great
@BasilTheGreatNov 10
It's called Christmas
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The Adyen payment data compared a week in 2026, to the same week of the year in 2025: london.gov.uk/overwhelmingly… Christmas happens every year in London, including 2025: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregorian…
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RIP Sean Lock, you would have loved Russell Brand going to fucking prison.
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Good morning!
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the thing about this is that jd vance is extremely online and probably does care immensely that he got ratioed on twitter tbh
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
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no the fuck he's not
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Birthday saved
Leicester City (@LCFC) profile pictureLeicester City
@LCFCNov 3
Our Sky Bet League One fixture at home to Bradford City on Saturday 14 November has been postponed due to international call-ups ℹ️ 🔗 leic.it/4iCUZLd
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Stop starting Okoli then you fucking melt
BBC Sport Leicester (@BBCRLSport) profile pictureBBC Sport Leicester
@BBCRLSportOct 31
🦊 #LCFC | Russell Martin has told BBC Sport Leicester that his Leicester City side must stop conceding silly goals. The Foxes let a lead slip twice at King Power Stadium in a 2-2 draw against Stevenage. 🔗 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0pknh…
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Goooooooooooooood team Fleetwood
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London famously never been bad for traffic
Simon Clarke (@SirSimonClarke) profile pictureSimon Clarke
@SirSimonClarkeOct 27
It’s almost like this is an absolutely terrible idea👇
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England
@EnglandOct 26
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

ALT Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

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I didn’t. But I wasn’t supposed to be on it
Melvin Purvis (@MP13_27) profile pictureMelvin Purvis@MP13_27Oct 25
Replying to @GPAPassenger
It’s a 50-minute drive, and you sent this an hour and 6 minutes before the flight, did anyone make it?
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What is that moron doing ffs, play literally anyone else
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Congratulations to Devon Myrie (TE), who’s committed to Eastern Michigan University 👏 A football journey that started at the Nuneaton Jaguars, to the NFL Academy UK, and now committing to a D1 college!
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LeftSideOfHistory (@leftsidehist) profile pictureLeftSideOfHistory
@leftsidehistOct 11
Since the attack on the Russian data centre. The traffic for the ‘patriot party’ is mysteriously off a cliff
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Had to test out these British foods 😂
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Incredible analysis once again Adam
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 6
Lane Johnson was the standout pick from the 2013 NFL Draft.
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Depends if he’s talking about Man United to be fair
BBC Sport Coventry & Warwickshire (@BBCCWRSport) profile pictureBBC Sport Coventry & Warwickshire@BBCCWRSportOct 6
Do you agree with Sky Blues fan @ConnaChahal❓ Coventry City sit 18th in the Premier League after 5️⃣ games. Hear his thoughts here: bbc.in/46X9zrx #PUSB #BBCFootball
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You know what we deserve a Super Bowl just to piss these kind of people off
John Young (@jpysaints) profile pictureJohn Young
@jpysaintsOct 4
Replying to @MylesHSG @Sportico @Commanders @novy_williams
They will show up. And if they don’t want it then there are plenty of other cities. Why should American fans lose home regular season games for ‘growing the shield’. Super Bowl will be overseas next.
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THE FIRST RANGERS GOALTENDER TO SCORE A GOAL: IGOR SHESTERKIN
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