Lol Gallagher
Papaioea, Aotearoa
Joined October 2013
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Is my Twitter just being fucked or has that wanker taken away the search function if you do t pay for a blue tick? Both equally possible options
Love it that we live in a country where ‘people sit in the wrong seats at 50Cent concert’ is considered legitimate front page news
‘Chris wood has scored the same number of EPL goals as Beckham’ is the new ‘The All Whites were the only unbeaten team at the 2010 world cup’
A puppy’s not just for Christmas. There should be enough leftovers for lunches and dinners until New Year.
Merry Christmas all. My daughter made me this fantail pot, it’s beautiful, I’m wishing I had something to store in it, and wondering if I should take up smoking so at least I have a practical use for it as an ashtray
People think National are making up policy on the fly to appease bigots but actually it’s based on lots of published scientific evidence such as the first fifteen minutes of that Ricky gervais special
Don’t think any of us expected that Nicola Willis presenting a mini budget meant she was going to announce buying a huge fleet of little cars from the 1970s
God almighty, take me back to the days when Simpsons cameos were Paul McCartney or Bono and included actual self aware punchlines
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Chris retweeted
Is your child texting about the hot weather?
WTF- Wellington's Totally Frying
SMH- Seriously, Mighty Hot
LOL- Literally Overheating? Likewise!
LMAO- Look, My Asphalt's Oasis-like
STFU- Swimming-pool's Totally Full, Unfortunately
GTFO- Greytown's Temperature is Forty, Onestly
Wow, not only has Simeon Brown changed Waka Kotahi to New Zealand Transport, he’s also changed the road safety campaign to ‘The Faster You Go, The Bigger The Implied Penis Size’
Hey @JeromeChandra turns out you could have been twice as efficient with your beersies on Friday
Watched @dinahashem_’s Amazon special twice in the last week and holy shit there are some amazing gags in there